Due to the above there was no The Daily Growler post yesterday. We should have known. thegrowlingwolf and his sidekick marvelousmarvbackbiter went to the Yankees-Angels game yesterday. And they were babbling about how after the Yankees won, they were going to create a masterpiece post on how the Yankees had finally circled the wagons and were fighting back like great pioneers against the renegades from California--oh it was going to be a masterpiece of prose in the Mark-Twain manner--you should have heard them around here (The Daily Growler sky-high offices in the old Alpo Dog Food manufacturing plant in a secret location--and believe us, from the smell around here, it must be close to Bayonne, New Jersey) drinking and talking about how this and that has now been effectively corrected, blah, blah, blah.
When these two numbskulls returned from the game, the Yankees lost 3-1--they couldn't hit for shit--they not only had stopped off at the neighborhood Irish pub but they had drank Jameson's Gold, too, at 10 bucks a pop--and they seemed to have drank about a hundred bucks worth a piece on the Jameson's because they were sloshed to the gills and full of vehement vile--why we've never heard such vulgarities as these two were throwing around the room, cursing the sacred ground of Yankee Stadium--why they were even talking about Donnie Baseball's mother--oh no, and thegrowlingwolf was growling something about Larry Bowa being a nutjob and A-Rod should be fined a million bucks every time he strikes out and how Bobby Abreu should be sent to Trenton in Double A ball because there he'd be right at home--"Imagine that sorry bastard striking out with men on base twice."
These birds were in no shape to post anything--
Here's a sentence we saved from the garbage--"George ss steinbrenner, you goofball dumbass bastard, you geek, why don't you move the Yankees to Tampa--have two MLB teams in Tampa plus that Yankees rehab minor league team you have down there--Tampa Bay Devil Rays--ohhh how scary these devils are--they're in the basement in the Eastern Div right now--the two teams deserve each other--and hire Lou Pinella to manage both Tampa MLB teams..." It degenerated from there to an outright slanderous attack on the whole Yankees organization and their mothers.
There will probably be no post today either as these two fools have separate events to attend where there will again be liberal drinking and over-the-top bullshitting going on--
So, we're mellowing out here at The Daily Growler. We'll sit back, sip some cold Heinies, and watch the political truths on network television--where George W. Bush is being praised as a great WAR president today--his surge in Iraq is working--more US troops killed in May than ever in the WAR--like 150--at 150 a month, the grand total of US soldiers "sacrificed" in this Crusade of the Fools this year could top 4,500, dying in revenge for the 2,900 good folks killed in the 9/11 successful attack, this WAR of the Fools, the WAR that could escalate into the end of mankind--who gives a shit--we all are goin' to Heaven anyway, aren't we? Will you be left behind with US?
The WARs go on. We love murder. We love rape. We love decapitating young women. Or we love burying them alive. Or we love strangling them and dumping them into ditches. Or we love torturing them for several years before we finally snuff them out. All of these things were on network television #1 shows (the CSIs, Law and Order, that ilk) this past week. So sordid this Nation of Fools. So on a course of self-destruction inevitability.
Enjoy your best Death Wishes, folks, because some of them are about to come true.
thestaff
for The Daily Growler
NOTE: Yesterday's missed post was a first for The Daily Growler.
And remember, watch for that Blackwater tank to appear on your block sooner than you think maybe--check out below:
And For Relief of Your Many Fears About the Terrerists From Iraq Coming Over Here and Taking Us Over--Don't Worry, We Have Two Armies Fighting For Us in Iraq Now--Let's Here It for the Brave Soldiers of the Blackwater Army Who Are Making Sacrifices in Iraq, Too, Even More Successful Than Our Own Army
U.S. Security Contractors Open Fire in Baghdad
Blackwater Employees Were Involved in Two Shooting Incidents in Past Week
Washington Post Foreign Service
Sunday, May 27, 2007; Page A01
Employees of Blackwater USA, a private security firm under contract to the State Department, opened fire on the streets of Baghdad twice in two days last week, and one of the incidents provoked a standoff between the security contractors and Iraqi forces, U.S. and Iraqi officials said.
A Blackwater guard shot and killed an Iraqi driver Thursday near the Interior Ministry, according to three U.S. officials and one Iraqi official who were briefed on the incident but spoke on condition of anonymity because of a pending investigation. On Wednesday, a Blackwater-protected convoy was ambushed in downtown Baghdad, triggering a furious battle in which the security contractors, U.S. and Iraqi troops and AH-64 Apache attack helicopters were firing in a congested area.
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