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Intelligence Test
Watch a Georgie Porgie Bush (that's our phony "president") speech--any of them, it doesn't matter which one. How about the one he made yesterday as he gave 5 billion bucks to the crooked president of Dope-Productive Colombia (Colombia's been under the US's bootheel since we stole Panama from them when Teddy "Big Stick-Little Dick" Roosevelt, another spoiled rich brat American aristocrat sickly-wimpy fop, decided we were going to build the Panama Canal and we took over Panama and took over Panama's land and made the Canal Zone, ours for scores of years until, who was it, that rat Jimmy Carter?, who gave it back to the Panamanians? Remember the Bircher-Rightwingers crying, "That Canal Zone is our sacred territory, given us by God the Father of all us White Chiefs, and what the hell do we mean by giving it back to those greasy Panamanians. It'll be commie in six weeks"). Isn't it funny, Afghanistan is also a major dope-producing country. Remember, when Pappy Bush was connected to his buddy Noriega in Panama? Pappy Bush killed 400 innocent Panamanians when he bombed Panama City (see how quickly Americans forget their own history?) in a cover ploy to rescue his dope-dealing pal, Noriega, and bring him home to the USA, where he's currently serving time in one of those government country club prisons in Florida. You don't hear much about Noriega these days. I haven't heard Georgie Porgie mention him.

In another aside, I see where boy genius Georgie Porgie has now labeled Cuba as a member of the Empire of Evil, or whatever Gothic term these Neo-Bircher-Con double-speakers use--Forces of Evil. Anyway, GWB put Cuba on that list. "Oh, geee, Mister Phony 'President,' thank you; I mean, we're so afraid of Cuba attacking us--of shooting one of their Weapons of Mass Destruction at Miami!!!"

Back to my intelligence test:
So watch Bush speaking after giving the crooked president of Colombia 5 billion dollars. It's a short speech--you can find it on YouTube I'm sure. After watching it, then tell me if you thought it was a good speech or if you thought it sounded like a 3rd grader trying to read something he's never seen before and the words are gigantic and the sentences go on too long, man, and even he laughs at himself during the speech--one of his classic little heh-heh-er-ah moments. They come in all his speeches.

The test involves really how dumb we are as a nation. Let's say you found the speech brilliant. It reminded you of one of those speeches the Great Communicator used to give.* "Er-ah, soon we will be able to fly from right here in the Oval Office to Tokyo in 3 hours!" Then you are one dumb son of a bitch. OK. Get it? From your saying it was a great speech, I can then say, well, you are a typical American who believe lies take precedence over truth--or alchemy takes precedence over science. I can say you probably are a Christian (a believer in lies), or maybe you're a Mormon (even more addicted to lies), or maybe you didn't get out of the 3rd grade; you still believe in fairy tales, that Columbus discovered America, and that the White Man is superior to all other human beings--and animals, of course. You probably believe in the lie of Creationism over evolution. See how it works? You are #1 Stupid American dick and probably a Bush-supportin' fool.

*[a The Daily Growler educational footnote] Pastor Melissa Scott, The Daily Growler spiritual domitrix and extreme sexual temptation turned political the other evening during her message and started praising Ronnie Raygun "the Alzheimer's President"--praising him as The Great Communicator--and that he was, AMEN! And, by God, it's as if Pastor Melissa reads The Daily Growler, she mentioned The Great Communicators best speech, I think so, too, this one and the 3 hours to Tokyo speech--that one's hard to beat, but Melissa agrees with us that that "Mister Gore-buh-shelf, tear down that wall!" That's right, Pastor Melissa said that it was such a passionate speech that it actually spiritually helped bring down that wall--like old Ron Raygun picked up Joshua's trumpet and went'a marchin' around them walls of old Jericho, aka the Berlin Wall.

Continuing on though about Pastor Melissa herself: God was certainly tempting the beasts he put into all his creations (monkey beasts, I assume, since we're all made in his image and we're monkeys, so, put 2 and 2 together, folks) by giving old Okie Doctor Gene Scott a hot young vixen babe like Pastor Melissa just before he blew old Doc's prostate up and then exploded it with a cancer that Doctor Gene thought God would heal him of so he had no treatment--on the Devil's side, Doctor Frank Zappa (the Czech Minister of Industry or something like that when he died wasn't he?) died for the same reason, thinking the Devil would heal him of his prostate cancer--ah those ironies again--I love ironies--and, therefore, sayeth the Lord, you dead, Doctor--but look, that sweet little hussy is still alive--why, Doc, she's preachin' your sermons, those you learned to reason out taking the Devil's philosophy courses at Stanford University--probably Continuing Education courses--or by-mail courses--did Doctor Gene claim his doctorate was from Stanford? Wasn't it from Oral "Yahoo" Roberts Holy University? And look at old wizened and whacky Oral Roberts; he's still being trotted around speiling out his seed-planting bullshit, another scheme to get as many of those Yahoo and hillbilly dollars as they can stuff in those big buckets that turn those good ole US dollars into tax-free town-cars, Rolex watches, Parisian wardrobes, Armani suits, race and show horses--these jack-leg preachers, as my old pappy used to call them, all love the high life, baby--and look what the high life got Doctor Gene Scott afore his prostate kicked his bucket for him. Can I be rude and ask if anybody knows whether the old Doc could ever get it up for that taunting Melissa? Maybe she spiked his prostate? How do the true believers know she ain't the anti-Christ? The Daily Growler doesn't give a horse damn whether she's the anti-Christ or not. We love her because we love wily women. Vixens. Foxes.
[Thus ends this educational footnote, a free service of The Daily Growler.]

And now back to our intelligence test:
If you found the phony "president's" speech (the speech giving the President of Colombia 5 billion bucks) cartoon-like, say, like it reminded you of Porky Pig suddenly being appointed US president by the Sooeypreme Court and having to give his first "state of the disunion" speech. "Aaaa, bee-y-ah, bee-y-ah, mmm--fe-fe-fel-oh, Amer-ri-cans, I am the de-de-de-de-de-cider...." Ok, if you saw the speech like that, you get a Golden Wolf's Paw for the only way to take this backwards and forever falling backwards bullshit being spewed by this phony "president's" business-as-usual-mismanagement reasoning.... It's funny how the more Bush mismanages this country, the richer his buddies and his family and the Saudi Royal Family and the Dubai Royal Family get. Isn't that interesting? [Did you know the Royal Family of Dubai (Dubai's in the desert, folks) built a ski resort under a huge dome structure with slopes that revolve around and around--and son of a bitch, there were hundreds of stupid dick people skiing in this massive joint in the shot of it I saw. Such waste. Such conspicuous consumption!! How can we allow any ONE family to be able to build such wasteful and pompous eccentric pleasure spaces at the expense of their own people--the bloody low-life scumbag-living Arabs--they ain't all oil shieks--those stumble-bum Saudi dudes who flew those planes into the WTC on 9/11 weren't oil-rich shieks--you don't see any of those Arab Royal Families--including Brother Osama--becoming suicide bombers and attackers so they can go straight to Heaven and ten thousand virgins (the shieks already have that here on earth, so they ain't about to whack themselves for this stupid Jihad cause Osama blabbers about). Wow, and all those Palestinians living in hovels and mudhuts and Israeli Army attacked-and-bombed-out of their homes refugees now living in tent cities--and the Royal Family of Dubai is building, probably with monies given the royal gang by the good ole USA, ski resorts in the desert--how much energy are these pompous fools spending on their privileged pleasures? They should all be made to go to Palestine and wipe runny asses for the rest of their lives. Dubai. Look out, they almost own the United States now. Carlyle Group is getting into buying airports now. Ain't that great!!! You see, these little tinhorn politicians in little rightwing dick cities like Indianapolis or some jerkwater New Jersey town are broke--the states are broke, the city governments are broke--you don't hear it much from the stock market crowd, but these fool politicians are looking for schemes that'll bail them out of debt and put a little silver lining in their F-ing pockets--when you're dealing in billions of dollars, it's easy as hell to steal a million or two; remember, all politicians crooked as snakes at night, it doesn't matter their phony sincerities, i.e., check out Governor Corzine, New Jersey's billionaire governor, apologizing for going 91 miles per hour in his souped up black SUV and without wearing his seatbelt--hey, Corzine, you rich privileged prick, those SUVs flip over on a dime, dude--and you weren't wearing a seat belt--how come you ain't under arrest?--I'm sure Corzine was barking boss like at his "black" driver to "Come on, man, I'm already late for this F-ing meeting with some of my bigshot investor friends in Newark--I'm fixing to sell the New Jersey Turnpike to the Royal Family of Dubai--that's how I'm going to make good on this promise to reduce property taxes I made (which I know was an impossible promise to keep, but hey, it got me elected) [Do you ever wonder like me why a man as rich as Corzine wants to be governor of New Jersey? Like why does little rich bastard billionaire Mike Bloomingidiotburg want to be mayor of NYC? I'll tell you why. Because these rich assholes are actually getting richer being politicians because of their control of billions of free-floatin' dollars out there and development projects to be built on tax-free stolen properties through eminent domain movements and then given out to their rich asshole investment and development pals--a lot of whom look like Arab shieks and some of whom look like Commie Chinese. You see, to these rich assholes, there's no such thing as a Commie Chinese--there's rich Chinese--there ya go--and there's rich Israelis (I thought the Israel economy, Socialist isn't it, was totally dependent on US doles?--so where do these gold-chain-wearing Israeli greasies get the billions of dollars they to buy all these properties in New York City or to build these jokes of buildings that are looming up all around me here in the middle of Manhattan?--all foreigners--my new landlord is an Israeli--where the hell did he get 40 million dollars to buy this building? The woman in my life's new million-dollar condo was built by Israelis--and Israelis manage the property--and they get to live in the penthouse expense free, of course. Where are these foreigners getting all of this money? Hey, I've told ya how to get rich quick these days, buy WAR stocks--go on margin, it's OK--buy up Exxon-Mobil, Bechtol, Carlyle Group. Halliburton (of Dubai now), Conoco-Phillips (they're getting their privileges taken away from them today by Hugo Chavez in Venezuela--"Venezuelan oil for Venezuelans" he trumpeting. A US spokesman for the oil companies says Chavez is making his people poorer than ever by doing this), Chevron (an old Standard Oil Company); even Wal-Mart stock--I mean Wal-Mart spies on its stockholders--a lot of Commie Chinese money behind Wal-Mart, too (they'll be following their hillbilly cousins Halliburton to Dubai soon)--such a joke.

Go back and read a comment I got two posts back from a Nam vet who works in the Military Industrial Complex.

Back to the test: So if you saw the speech as how idiotically ignorant this man is of anything except what's going on in his alky-coked-dead brain, then you have a very high intelligence. You went past the 3rd grade in your reasoning. Not in your education; remember Georgie graduated from Yale. [I hated my professors in college who went to Yale; I preferred the Harvard dudes, or in my real case, the University of Chicago dudes. When I first came to NYC and was hired by Time Magazine, there was big fight going on in their skyscraping offices between the Yalies and the Harvardites. A Yalie once asked me where I went to college. I told him. He said, "Oh, is that a college? I've never heard of it." That's a Yalie for you. Bastard! Sorry, l hat, I know you're a Yalie but I also know you're not a real Yalie--you're an Occidentalist!].

What a wonderful idiot Bush is. Bush is condemning the stupid Dumbocrats through his hand puppet Jerry Lewis, a crooked poitician out of California (no, not the guy who does the fake Chinese accent and is the funniest man in France); Jerry yesterday was dressing down the Dumbos for wanting to force the Commander Bush Baby to withdraw his private little US Army from Iraq by next year by saying the Dumbos are cowards and they are puppets of Al Queda and if we don't send more soldiers to die overthere, we're giving up on our troops forcing them into harm's way and therefore getting more of them killed than the Little Commander's "Surge" forces and if we leave Iraq now we're gonna leave Iraq in turmoil!!!

I'm laughing my silly wolf ass off listening to this puffed-belly dipstick--he must be hittin' the sauce pretty heavy--maybe as heavy as the old Queen of England hits the Scotch bottle. These stupid Repugnican assholes have been backed into this Iraq corner and they are reacting like the rat bastards they are--even the Dumbocrats are bitchwhipped by these fools. That means THE DUMBOCRATS ARE IGNORANT FOOLS, TOO. And, by God, didn't Hill Rod-HAM Clinton go to Yale? Please forgive me, Hillary, if you went to Harvard. Slick Willie went to Georgetown--that's the political university in the District of Corruption. Congressfolk and their kids and their constituent kids can easily run out to Georgetown and get a quick Constitutional Law degree--or a degree in NCAA basketball--and soon be working at a high-paying job in the bureauracy. If you want to work for the government and you're a pimple-faced kid just graduating from Podunk High, apply to Georgetown--not George Washington--but Georgetown and major in Political Science, Constitutional Law, Business and Finance (like Georgie Porgie), International Banking (hey, kids, that's a great one to get into), or hell, just take a course in how to be a crooked politician, I'm sure they have a 101 course in that--it's called "How to Lie With Statistics and Semantics."

Braggin' Wolf
I've noticed a lot of bloggers are now saying what thegrowlingwolf has been saying since the very day NRA Champion Cho shot up and killed 32 and then himself at Virginny Tech by referring to Cho as a SOCIOPATH--I saw it on today's BuzzFlash--BuzzFlash editors calling Cho a SOCIOPATH and not as Dr. Phil thinks a psychopath. Sounds like the gang at BuzzFlash has been readin' The Daily Growler.

And, by the bye, they've tightened their gun laws in old Virginny now. Now you have to confess to the gun dealer if you've ever been put in psychotherapy. "I have to ask you this, boy, you ever been in the loony bin?" "Naw suh, I ain't no nutjob...are you?" "Why, hell no, brother, I'm a real American man, and to prove I'm a real Amurican, I sell weapons, baby--so, now how many of these Glocks do you need?" "Well, lemme see, say I was gonna shoot up a shoppin' mall?" "I'd take two at least if I was you. And damn sure I'd take as many of these 100-shot banana clips as you can pack in that workout bag--you'll probably have to pump off maybe as many as a hundred rounds into some of these rich punks...er, I mean, sorry, I'm the gun dealer that sold a Glock that thar NRA patriot Cho." "Oh, hey, he's an antihero of mine--let me shake yur hand, pal." "Yeah, you can read all about it in my new NRA-published novel."

Yep, folks, it's tougher to get a Gat these days in old Dominion Virginny. Doggone don't you feel safer around your strange-actin' sons and daughters now? "Hey, dad, can I borrow your Glock?" "What'ya gonna do, son, shoot up Virginny Tech?" "Ah, dad, I'm just gonna take some target practice at some abortionists." "Right on, son; thar you go; take my AKA, too, if you want--and you wanna use the black SUV? That's the vehicle of choice by the CIA and the FBI and the Governor of New Jersey--91 miles an hour in an SUV without a seatbelt--boy, now that's real macho danger drivin', like drivin' in one of them thar NASCAR races."

Now You Know My Jest
Americans are some truly dumb sons of bitches. Why do you think white folks are so anti-Mexican? They're not anti-Cuban-immigrants. They're not anti-Saudi-Arabian immigrants. They're not anti-Israeli immigrants. They allow cargo containers of illegal Chinese to come ashore. They're plenty of Irish workers illegally in this country--go to any Irish bar in NYC and I'll bet you 80% of their staff is in this country illegally--Irish, Mexican, Peruvian, El Salvadorean, wherever they're from. Most restaurants in NYC have illegal something working doing their shit work, cleaning the restrooms, busboying. One white Congressman said he himself was the grandson of illegal immigrants--Italians I think--and that he respected these hardworking, honest Messkin men in this country but that it was the lazy wives and more and more lazy children back at the Messkin man's home that was this white racist Congressman's concern. Those were the illegal immigrants he wanted deported, the lazy women and their lazy kids. This fool doesn't realize how hard it is for an illegal Mexican worker to get his wife and kids to this country from Mexico. I doubt if very many wives and children cross that Sonoran Desert to get to Nogales, Arizona--a land that used to belong to Mexico, before we stole it from 'em after attacking them in what we called The Mexican War. Used to be as you entered Chapultepec Park, a statue of some university students who defied the US Army under General Winfield Scott and held 'em at bay, though eventually they all fell to the bullets and bayonettes of the American troops.

Below is the Texas version of the Mexican War. Read it and then maybe you'll understand why Georgie Porgie's biggest fear is Messkins (Georgie Porgie is a drugstore Texan, born and raised in Connecticut (the Charter State)) and why white Texians so fear Messkins.

http://www.lone-star.net/mall/texasinfo/mexicow.htm

Say "Hell" to the Queen
Oh boy, oh boy, the Queen (Prussian family, one Uncle a Nazi) of England is coming to America. "I say, I'm goink across the pond to the Colonies." On her private jet, paid for by the absolutely stupid people of England; she has 35 attendants on that jet waiting on her corrupt old ass. Which one wipes her royal ass I wonder? "I say, I have to pee." "Yes, your majesty, here, let me cup my hands, my Queen." "Great, here let me royal squat over your hands...ohhh, that's so relieving." "Thank you, your Majesty. Er-ah, may I sell this on eBay?"

Watch out Harlem, here she comes--she'll be kissin' black babies up there--the English Royal fops always head to Harlem when they come to New York. Isn't it amazing to read headlines in the NYC newspaper, "Royal Treatment Set for Queen When She Arrives in New York City." Wow. Here's the bitch representing the country whose total royal abuse of it led to its revolting against a monarchical government, though white Amuricans have never gotten their need of a royal master out of their systems. Our stupid government will spend millions of We the People's hardearned money on asslicking this pompous, old, Scotch-drinking, little privileged girly, so pampered, so precious, so representing girly-man England. Bow to her; hellfire, the wolfman would probably take a long piss on her old royal-ass leg. "There ya go, Queenie, I've marked ya as being in my territory. How 'bout we wolf down a couple'a liters'a single malt, your privileged-ass majesty?"

F the Queen of England.

F Jan Weiner too, that little weiner. Why? Because he said the Rolling Stones were the greatest-ever rock and roll band (I shout to the high heavens, Mick Jagger can't sing for shit). Ohhhh, boy, Jan, you are one gay bastard. What a life this sleazebag has--he was married 25 years to a woman--had 3 sons by her, I think; and like Governor McGreedy's stupid wife, she never knew Jan was gay. Even now, she still comes over and hangs with Jan and his boy toy--and then Jan says, "We were never divorced." Ah-cha! Now, Jan and his boy toy have a new son. A new baby!!! Who bore it, I ask, the boy toy or Jan himself? Amazing the privileges you get in this country when you can prove you're filthy rich. Do any god-damn thing you please--marry 20 times, have illegitimate children in the four corners of the world--and own access to putting your views out all over the world. Effecting American classical music (blues, r and b, jazz) negatively by denying it and instead projecting it's best onto Brit musicians--and film celebrities, too; my God, there are tons of Brit hunks and hussies out in Hollywood getting rich and richer and privileged and more privileged. Remember, old Barbra (she's without her bra on the Internet--kind'a cute then, Babs--let's see 'em now) Streisand could call up the White House and talk with Slick Willie any time she felt like it. Like Marilyn Monroe used to bang JFK right in the White House with little Jackie O banging whoever she was banging in the next presidential bedroom. How chic is that?

F the Queen of England. F Prince Harry, that little showboatin' Nazi--remember his Nazi unifrom?--I say put 'em in that uniform and ship his ass to Israel; he can work undercover for the Masad--let them give the royal treatment to Prince Harry (What happened to your mom, Harry? Did Grandma maybe wipe her out when her royal bigass found out your mom was fornicating with a former colonial Arab's little spoiled rich brat sonny boy?). Hey, dig this, the American media is saying, "Like Prince Anthony fought in the rugged Falklands War, Prince Harry, true to the brave crown, wants to show his military vitalness in IRAQ!!" Sorry, folks, I can't write what I'm hopin' will happen....

Whoa, I have another question for Prince Hairy: "Hey, Harry, did you ever think maybe this Iraq shit is Grandma's idea?--maybe she's out to get rid of your strange ass--you look like one of the stable boys, don't you? Or that military dude your mom was banging. Oh well--at least your new mom is a good-lookin' babe--Harry, we saw you chokin' your chicken watchin' Camilla Parker Bowels getting an oil change the other eve on the Buckingham Palace spy camera. [Did you know Buckingham Palace has 700 rooms?--and a bottle of Scotch hidden in each one of 'em?] Such disrespect. Were I a colonial American, I suppose I would have lost me head being so disrespectful. "Sorry I only have one head to give for my country."

theheadlessgrowlingwolf

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