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We have not been able to get on the Internet all day today thanks to the great American patriotic corporation that started off as a Ma Bell Reunion telephone company called New York Telephone but has evolved up the corporate-merger evolutionary scale to a point it now has one of those cutsey adcopy dude's brainstorm names--Verizon--a combination of Vertical and Horizontal, dig?

We have only been able to get on the Internet just a few minutes ago and we don't know how long we have before our connection breaks.

OK, we're cheapass scumbags. We still use dial-up. So Verizon-AT&T-Cyanide hate us. We go on that dirt road--has AT&T successfully gained control of the Internet yet? Does anyone really know? Have they slipped the giveaway through Congress while Congress and Bush are licking each other's asses in a contest of fools versus fools.

Anyway, folks, we were on the beta-dirt-road all day today--we started trying to get on line at 9 a.m. but no, no, and we called the ISP and they blamed Verizon and we called Verizon and they blamed us. The customer now is always wrong! The customer now is always to blame!

So this is it tonight. Yankee game is rained out in Texas where these people are trapped at Georgie Porgie Bush's (yes, our phony "president"--one of his business failures) eminent-domain stadium, he stuck the citizens of Arlington, Texas, with the bill, trapped there under pouring rains (and we know how those rains can pour in Texas) and tornado warnings with winds up to 80 miles an hour wreaking having at that stadium. Guess what, they hadn't called the game yet last we heard. But they will.

Baghdad today--normal day--a couple'a hundred people got blown to bits--really nothing noteworthy. We, like the regular press, are sick and tired of Baghdad--"Mission Accomplished" happened 4 years ago, so why not rejoice and enjoy our victory and bring the boys and girls home? NOpe; can't do it. Bush Baby wants some more deaths overthere--he's trumpeting today that Al Queda is our main enemy in Iraq now. Well, howdy doody, and a lot of doody that is, too. And guess who's fueling Al Queda's new armed forces in Iraq? You guessed it; Condo-Leasing Rice says it's Iran. I believe her. Come on, she's a lady. A black lady to boot. Oh, youse didn't know Condo-Leasing was a black lady?

Anyway, reports of massive terrerist attacks are flying wild over the prepared wire services, some being foiled, it is said, by our outstanding secret activity agencies and some are wrecked before they ever even got off the ground (no pun intended).

We look for another terrerist attack at any moment here in New York City. Norman Mailer wrote back in the 60s that they (when he was writing this it was the Soviet Union who it was said had interballistic missiles aimed at our cities) would always try and destroy New York City; that they didn't give one shit about Washington, District of Corruption, or Chicago or L.A.; nope, they want'a wipe out smart-ass mostly foreigners now, New York City--what's scary is, a lot of the Arab Royal Asshole Families own a hell of a lot of property now in New York City--soon they will own our bridges and highway systems, too, and they already own our seaports, which makes sense, folks (yeah, dollars and cents); yep, sell our nation's infrastructure--a British company now owns Greyhound Bus Lines (can you imagine?)--our bridges and highway systems, you know those toll roads that were supposed to be paid for by now by the tolls but which aren't you see and since our cities and states are all in debt, big debt, they see pallets of million-dollar bills flying in from the Arabs--the sponsors of 9/11--that not only makes good (stupid) economic sense but it also makes good (stupid) Homeland Security sense. How dumb these creatures who are driving us all over a brink are; yet, WE the People are even dumber! That's the sadness we suffer today--as AT&T and it's Verizon Clown organization tried to keep us down-- but dammit, we and Windows XP Pro found a way to post in spite of the dirt road.

Viva Mexico. Cinco de Mayo is'a comin'!

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