Thursday, June 07, 2007

Justice For All

Praising the Lard For Being Privileged Beyond the Dictates of the Law
I was kind'a stumblebum drunk and staggering down by the Mississippi River, by the baseball field, when I heard that once again a privileged soul had gotten righteous justice given her--and when I got back to my hotel room and turned on the news, yep, there it was, PARIS HILTON has been allowed to serve the rest of her jail sentence at home with a bracelet around her ankle. (Remember, they put one of those on Good Gal Martha Stewart and she went out anyway (F y'all, Martha said as she gowned up and trundled out socializing, which to her was a good thing). I'm sure po' little Paris wouldn't do such a thing. I'm sure the D.A.'s office was glad to get the Hilton contribution to their retirement fund in reaching this miraculous bit of justice, too.

And all you scumbag blacks and spicanos in L.A. jail that are serving 5 to 15 for the same crime, buck up, dudes and dudettes, whoever said the criminal justice system in this country didn't favor the white and the rich white especially? I give you Lizzie Grubman as evidence. What if you in a drunken, coked up outrage had backed your Mercedes SUV over 19 people, injuring 7 or 8 of them? I mean you'd be in some serious insurance trouble first of all and second of all you'd probably be given a big long mean jail sentence had you say been a black guy say leaving your bachelor party--and that happened, too, when Sean Bell, a black man (underprivileged) was suspected of carrying a weapon in his SUV--he got the death penalty for looking suspicious and resisting arrest--he died after the cops shot over 5o something rounds into his SUV--killing him immediately and wounding the two other passengers, one of them pretty badly. Of course the NYPD is good at serving up the death penalty to suspicious looking black or Latino males (I guarantee you, they didn't even put Lizzie in handcuffs when they busted her--why, I bet they called her rich and famous daddy and he came down and took care of the matter--you know, bringing along a few thousand dollars for the Police Benevolent Ass'n.).

Why, one 14-year-old kid got the NYPD death penalty for pulling a candy bar out of his pants when the cops went down on him; and, of course, those serving and protecting cops judged this kid was pulling a weapon on them with the intention of killing one of them, certainly an offense worthy of the death penalty, so they shot dead this fourteen-year-old kid only later finding out the kid's gun was a candy bar.

The NYPD's enforcement of their own death penalities have cost the citizens of New York City hundred of millions of dollars in payoffs over the last 12 years--like the Dialo case--they shot Amadu Dialo with 41 rounds (19 hitting him) when he reached into his pocket to take out his billfold to show them some ID--"Hey, look out, that 'N-word' son of a black whore is drawing a weapon--he's gonna shoot one of us--I sentence him to death, boys, open fire...." And they did and they killed this innocent dude from Africa over here seeking his fortune--well, he got his fortune all right--his family collected double-figure millions in a successful suit against America's Mayor (and American can have him), the self-admitted cuckold, Rude-EE Giuliani's Death Squad police department.

There are gun battles in black communities every night in NYC. The next morning's local newscasts are full of gun battle descriptions all over, usually reporting first that a cop was injured and then relating that the suspect was shot dead by the cops--therefore making it a death penalty decision for the NYPD for even injuring a cop.

It's truly big-time American to own weapons and carry them around with you, Glocks, AKAs, it don't matter, they're readily available--a NYC friend of mine used to go down to North Carolina (a hick state) and buy handguns and bring 'em back up here--he didn't sell 'em, he kept them; he loved his gun collection--used to take them out and polish them up and tell me all about their killing capabilities. He was a black man. He lived in Bed-Stuy and he told me if he didn't have a gun for protection he was seriously targeted by crooks, gangs, thieves, and cons of all sorts. He said everybody had a gun in his neighborhood; his wife, he said, wouldn't ride the subways without a handgun in her purse and her hand on it the whole time she's riding.

KILLLLLLL. KILLLLLL. Killing. Killing. God we love killing. It's in our monkey natures. Chimps go into frenzies for meat where they attack smaller monkey cousins, capture them and then tear them limb-for-limb and then eat them raw while monkey laughing and grinning madly so proud of their cannibalistic rampage and oh so vibrant from all that fresh, bloody, tasty, delicious monkey meat. We are carnivores, you know. Nope, folks, we don't come from the peaceful gorillas; we come from the malicious chimps, those who have our same DNA in their little monkey bodies (did God use a cut-open-while-alive lab chimp to design his image-in-his-sight MAN?).

So while the headlines focused on Paris Hilton's release from jail and being allowed to do a little home time, millions of world folks died--babies, children, old folks, young folks, mothers, fathers, uncles, brothers, wives, daughters. A woman radio-station owner in Afghanistan was dragged from her station and murdered in the street. Come on, folks, in our bringing Democracy to Afghanistan, F the women; they're supposed to be hidden under those burkkas and working in that kitchen and bearing those little Muslim babies, hopefully baby boys so they'll have some saints in their family one day--girl suicide bombers aren't that successful and besides, what the hell do they do with their 10,000 virgins when they get up in the divine city with Mohammad and Sister Fatima?--a woman suicide bomber tried to blow some folks up in Baghdad the other day but the US Police (read, US Army) caught her before she could detonate herself...I guess they detonated herself for her once they got her back to Abu Gharibe (no, Bush never tore it down).

Bush and Pootin'
How inane is the Bush-Putin bullshit coverup shit going on now? And what the hell are we putting a missile system up in the Czech Republic for? Holy Shit, didn't our missile defense system go obsolete back in the sixties? These idiots are so inanely wreckless and thunderstruck by their own unlimited powers they are acting like they are the true cowards and scared sons of bitches in this country--the invasion of their power is their biggest fear--the terror that scares the hell out of them. Plus both Putin and Bush are wide-open millionaires--Putin stealing his from the old Soviet treasury and Bush stealing his openly from We the People of the USA's Treasury--and oh how these two sons of bitches would love to see WWIII. I mean the Russkies have revenge for the 20 million they lost in WWII--who do they blame for inciting Hitler to such violent greed, the Jews? Every country hates the Jews, even most of the White USA--oh yeah, talk to a Klansman about the Jews--they rank right up there with the N-word folks, the Messkins, and all the other "spick" classes of hated folks--Why, hell, hatin's jest nat'ral in the Old South. That don't mean it's bad, does it? And lynchin'? Why what's the difference in the KKK lynchin' one of them N-word devils as the NYPD lynchin' 'em with bullets? Hey, Liberals (in reference to The Daily Howler ( www.dailyhowler.com )), the KKK's got ya there.

Keeping Up With the Kurds
I guess you've heard by now the Turks have decided they want to reinstall the Ottoman Empire back in their part of the Middle-East, which used to be all theirs until the ruddy Brits joined forces with the tribal sheiks and shit and drove the nasty, filthy Turks out of that area so blessed with all that oil (did God make oil? Or was oil just a part of the great design?), which at the time the Turks had though it didn't really mean much then since they hadn't really discovered it yet--though the lusty Brits knew geologically speaking (they had geologists in with their troops during WWI I'm sure) that there were tons of oil over there and that soon the world would be horribly thirsty for that oil--and BANG, here came the Brits with the Balfour Agreement--or some such Lordishly named deal--that gave the filthy A-rabbs countries but not control over the oil--where do you think British Petroleum came from? Now the Turks see what Bush and the Oil Barons are up to in Iraq and they, too, want a little piece of the oil pie for political leveraging--and besides they natural hate the bloody Kurds, so why not decimate the Kurds like the US is decimating the Iraqis, and take control of that oil for glorious Turkey! Turks want to be millionaires, too, dammit.

Prince Bandar Bush Made 200 Million a Pop When He Was Ambassador to USA
Have you read about Prince Bandar Bush's nest-egging to the tune of 200 million bucks a year when he was ambassador to the US from Saudi-Arabia (oh, you didn't know Prince Bandar Bush was a Saudi?)--and from what you ask--why arms dealing, of course. An honorable profession actually--why, the USA, We the People, are the biggest arms dealers in the world. Now the Prince sees nothing wrong with dealing arms under tables and in back rooms and shit. And we know that for 200 million a year he would readily sell besides arms his mother, his sisters, his daughters, his wives, even his prize hunting dogs. Wonder how much of that boondoggle he shared with his blood-brother, Georgie Porgie W. Bush, our totally phony "president" who seems to have Carte Blanche from Congress to go ahead and take all the human race on over the edge so that he can take total and complete control of the world for his Pappy's Neo-Con-headed New World Order and its famous 1000 Points of Light? Remember now, Pappy's Saudi-headed Carlyle Group was in the arms-reconditioning business--I think they made the Bradley vehicles (and they are second-rate equipment to boot) they once used in Iraq. I suppose they've all been blown to bits by now and replaced with Humvies, which are simply over-Jeeped Jeeps and not too safe either. So God-bless Prince Bandar Bush as he makes a little moonlighting money---CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT SON OF A BITCH making that kind of money! He's Osama's brother, too, you know. Is he his brother's keeper? Good question, but you'll never get the answer to that one.

ISN'T THIS ALL SUCH OBNOXIOUS BULLSHIT; yet it's now a world of them that's got and them that's not.

Rating the Presidential Candidates
Americans, and they love Slick Willie, think the Slick One's in his wife's ass during this campaign--you know, they're fantasizing that voting for Hillary is like voting for Willie and he means to them. So far, your Wolf Man likes Dennis Kucinich the best, though Obama's trying to look better--he almost made it when he told off Hillary and Johnny Boy Edwards during their phony debate t'other night (remember what the Wolf Man says: all politicians are liars--the more craftier they lie the more millions they get in their coffers--oh those precious coffers and their We the People-matched funds) though Barrack broke down and didn't go far enough for me. What set him off was Hillary saying the WAR was Georgie Porgie's war and therefore she washed her hands of it and John Edwards saying he'd changed his mind and now he was the true anti-War candidate, except he's really not against the WAR. Remember, Johnny Boy is a multimillionaire--check out how his old Pappy made his fortune--so you assume he's heavily invested in war stocks. You can bet your hard-or-hardly-working ass Hillary, also a multimillionaire now, is portfolio-ed up to her gills in War stocks (and that includes Wal-Mart, Exxon-Mobil, Chevron, Conoco-Phillips, Halliburton stocks--you know). Slick Willie, too; oh yeah, the Slick One's now a multimillionaire with a huge stock portfolio.

Personally, we don't think Hillary has a chance of being elected unless she comes out swinging at and hen-pecking at the Repug males who rule the District of Corruption about their lyin' and cheatin' and stealin' and making illegal wars and preemptively attacking nations that are no threat against us--and that includes Iran who Bush Baby along with the approval of the Dumbocrats (Rich Bitch Nancy Pelosi and Screamin' Howard Dean) is determined to eliminate from his power-plan picture no matter the number Iranians he blows to bits in the process--what's another 650,000 dead Persians (holy shit, they ain't A-rabbs are they?), like America's own great Injun fighter of those good ole Manifest Destiny days of the White Man's civilizing this savage land, Gen'l Sheridan, "There's no injun, like a dead injun" and our armed forces still carry that motto in their killing dreams--"There's no Iraqi like a dead Iraqi."

This British dude, John Pilger (sic), a documentary filmmaker and author, has a docu-drama out currently about the indigenous population (the Ilois) of Diego Garcia, once a paradise in the Indian Ocean (largest island of the Chagos Islands), and now the fourth largest US military base in the world minus its native population. It seems in 1964 or so the US went to Britain and said, "Hey, our Great White Brothers, we need that Diego Garcia Island you cats have colonized for a major base for our hopped up future military operations"--this was Big Balls Johnson's administration. But a problem developed. There were 2,500 indigenous people living on Diego Garcia. What to do with them. There was plenty of room on Diego Garcia for both the US military base and the indigenous people--why they could have even worked at the base--they would have readily agreed to the deal, too, if that had been in the offer--but no--the Brits came up with a better plan--"I say," Lord Pompous Ass said, "how 'bout we move these bloody 'N-word' buggers [yes, folks, the Ilois are of African descent] from Diego Garcia, you know, boat 'em up, and ship their heathen hides to the scumbag slums of Mauritius--since we own that, too." And that's what the Brits did over the next 7 years--they shipped the Chagossians off their island paradise and herded them into the scurviest area of Mauritius where these people have lived suffering from malnutrition, lack of employment, abuse, robberies, filth--their drinking water is contaminated--and also most of these people were women and children when they were uprooted and made Mauritiusians (of course, they got to keep their British citizenship), and they still are women, a woman being the leader of the Ilois movement to get their homeland back. Then the US took the island over and hired cheap-ass workers from the Philippines and Southern India--contract laborers as they're called euphemistically--they're wage slaves in reality--to do the shit work at the base.

E. Howard Hunt Confessin' on His Deathbed (a Scumbag Squeals)
Did you see where scumbag E. Howard Hunt's scumbag son is claiming his scumbag dad said Lyndon "Big Balls" Johnson ordered the hit on Kennedy and that more than Lee Harvey Oswald (the CIA agent) shot the President that day in Dallas and yes there was a dude on the grassy knoll and yes that dude was a Frenchman. Whoaaaaaa! I pulled the team up to an on-a-dime stop on that one. A Frenchman! How delusional was E. Howard Hunt? Read his worthless detective novels and you'll get a glimpse of his selfishly mean mind.

What a bunch of scumbags those Kennedy Assassination dudes were--of course, the CIA and the Mafia whacked Kennedy--come on, it makes sense when you know he flubbed the Bay of Pigs idiocy (a CIA project gone wrong) and had the Old World Cuban refugees over here after his ass over that; plus remember he'd been squeakily elected with the help of the Chicago Mob and Mayor Richard Daley (certainly a friend of the Chicago Mob)(Yes, Johnny We Hardly Knew Him stole his election--all politicians try and steal elections)--plus remember, Johnny We Hardly Knew Him's brother, Bobby, was shaking down the Mafia at the time as Attorney-General (nice to have your brother as President, isn't it?) at the same time JFK was banging the Mob boss's (Sam Giancano) prize babe, Judith Exener (sic) (remember her?). Plus, Castro when he took over Havana drove the Mob out--the Mafia totally controlled Havana under Batista--Havana was the most open city on the continent at that time--gambling, whoring, partying heartily--even featuring the dude who was billed as having the biggest penis in the world, which he did an act with back in those good ole Havana days and nights. A big part of the Mafia's income was deleted when Castro came to town and closed down all the gambling joints and whorehouses. Plus, he nationalized the sugar industry, which didn't sit too well with the American sugar giants who controlled all of Cuba's sugarcane production--leaving the Cuban sugarcane workers some of the poorest people in the world at that time.

The remaining Diego Garcians (Ilois) have recently won a case before the British Supreme Court (whatever the hell that's called) that says they may return to their home country--except, and a big exception it is, they will not be allowed on Diego Garcia--they have to settle the rest of the Chagos, now mostly overgrown with jungle. Most experts on this situation say these poor people have no chance of ever going back there--Tony Blair is working hard to keep the US in control of what the US calls "a footprint of Freedom" (that's one of our Navy's mottos over there--ain't you all proud!) and he's doing so by using the "Royal" decree, where Tony takes an order into the sotten ole Queen Liz and she inebriately signs it and ordinary Brit citizens can't overrule the Queen--hell no, not one of the most privileged women in the world (and from a pro-Nazi family, to boot).

What a sordid and sorry Hell hole these scumbags have made of our paradisaical world.

Come on, gang, let's get that OIL! He who conquers the oil (the energy) conquers the world, and how can little spoiled brat rich kids resist such a tempting chance--even though it may mean the end of mankind and death to millions upon millions of us. They don't give a shit. The rich though scared think their power will protect them from catastrophe.

The US Navy has also been shelling Somalia in its aiding our Christian Ethiopian Army (I'm sure they'd have no army at all if it wasn't for the yearly USA military aid given them and equipment and ammo and shit they have to buy from the USA) to drive all the Islamics (including the democratically elected Muslim government) out of Somalia and into the nether world (remember, now, Slick Willie attacked Somalia when he was president--remember Blackhawk Down?--oh yeah--how quickly we forget. Just like how quickly all our presidential candidates forget, too).

theinebriatedgrowlingwolf
reporting from Davenport, Iowa, exclusively for The Daily Growler

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