Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Slip of the Lying Tongue

What’s It All Mean, Mr. “President”?—Hey, Tony, You, Too

Georgie Porgie, you know, our “president,” let kind’a slip a maybe-truth while discussing the Dumbocrats kicking his ass; you never know with All-Amurican liars; they’ve told so many lies that an occasional truth may slip through in a moment of losing track of the central lie that is necessary for the rest of the lies—I’m confused and I’m sure most of We the People are confused—some soldiers are so confused they’re committing suicide, one recently shooting herself after being home from Iraq—one shooting herself in Iraq—she was told to torture prisoners and she couldn’t do it. But our “president” says “We do not torture.”

This maybe-truth old Georgie Boy let slip happened during a press conference when he was cockily backing off from being hammered for his thoughts on the Dumbocrats regaining control of the Congress. His tongue got all tangled up in talking about Iraq; he was still harping on Iraq and all the freedom we are still offering them.... I interrupt myself to quickly interject the truth about our “president’s” view of the Iraq mess he created ( he and his henchmen). Here's the fake president talking to his crew about Iraq now: “Hey, dammit, I tried to bring those towelhead bastards duh-mock-racy and look how they thanked me. They certainly didn’t throw rose petals at me. Dammit, I should’a had the Nobel Peace Prize over this. F 'em now. Let those sand bastards kill away--as long as they’re killing themselves more than their killing our dumbass troops. So, boys, I'm at a point now, I say F Iraq, let the Democrats worry about Iraq—let’s get our ass into Iran as soon as possible. I need a damn drink. Where’s that Ezra Brooks I found in Pickles’s old room? You SS dudes didn’t drink it did’ja?” That’s the truth on how Bush Baby feels about the outrageous mess he made in both Iraq and Afghanistan.

He gets a free ticket in Afghanistan for some reason; that being a blessed war; even Dumbocrat liberals believe the war in Afghanistan is a good war. Even Dumbocrat Poster Boy Slick Willie says Afghanistan is a good war. I always growl “Why did we attack Afghanistan? It had nothing to do with 9/11. The Taliban weren’t threatening us. We hated them, yes, because when they kicked the Russkies out of their country the CIA stepped through the Khyber Pass out of Pakistan with their missiles and aid to the Mujahhadeen and tried to start a civil war there, the North (Kabul) vesus the South (Kandahar). Aha! See what I mean? Now we’re beginning to see why we really are in Afghanistan. Obviously it wasn’t to capture Osama bin Laden, right? That Saudi rich bastard had a free pass to anywhere in the world since he was on the CIA payroll; yeah, that’s right, the CIA financed the Mujahhadeen and Ossie was a Mujahhadeen. We started a civil war there. REMEMBER, and this blog is about remembering, THE USA DEPENDS ON STARTING CIVIL WARS IN ORDER TO INVOKE THEIR BANKING SYSTEMS ON THE COUNTRIES THEY CAN EVENTUALLY OCCUPY AFTER PRETENDING TO BE INVITED INTO THESE CIVIL WARS BY THE AUTOCRATIC LEADERS WHO NEED US TO DEFEAT THEIR OWN PEOPLE THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO CONQUER IN TERMS OF THEIR RIGHTS TO RULE IN THOSE COUNTRIES.

I’m talking about our involvement after WWII in trying to start a civil war in Greece—Harry Truman, that little dumbass despot, sent arms and Marines to Athens—the mountainous Greeks, the damn Macedonians, and Montenegroans, and Albanians, were all going Commie and Harry wasn’t gonna stand for that. Remember, we were in a war already then; Truman called it the Cold War, a war against his big enemy Uncle Joe Stalin, who, if you remember, Harry Ass had met at one of those “summits” these clowns used to have at some outrageous place in the world like Casablanca, Yalta, and Potsdam. Harry’s little mean heart took offense at peasant types even though Harry was from peasant stock himself and had gotten into politics, same as Joe, due to his military service in WWI—Harry was a captain in the horseguard, our Cavalry, and oh what a great record they have in our nation’s honest history.

Then Harry got us involved in the middle of the Korean Civil War between the despots in Seoul, in the South, led by a crazy old, old man, Syngman Rhee, he was nearly 90 I think when he was named president—he was touted as the George Washington of Korea, against the China-Russia-backed Commies from the northern mountains of Korea.

The Viet Nam War wasn’t necessarily a civil war—we turned it into that; it originally was an uprising by Ho Chi Minh and his national forces against the colonizing arrogant French. The Viet Namese Army kicked the French Army’s ass good at Dien Bien Phu, pinned them down—and the wimpy French cabled Uncle Ike, our president then, and said, “Look, you bastard, you still owe us for your war against Great Britain back in 1776; you’d’a never beaten the Limeys without us, so come on over here to paradise and bail our ass out now.” And using the CIA, good ole Dwight David Eisenhower began stirring things up to turn this into a civil war between “South” Viet Nam and “North” Viet Nam, same as South Korea versus North Korea. Same as another Civil War where it was a North versus a South, what was that called “The War Between the States”? Hot damn. We go about seeking to start civil wars—in Haiti, too; in Cuba—remember the very stupid Bay of Pigs—it may have gotten Goody Two Shoes John F. Kennedy assassinated. New Orleans mob boss Carlos Marcelos (friend of Sam Giancondo, friend of JFK's, through his old bootlegging daddy--hell, JFK was doing his moll, Judith Exeter) was once sort of godfather of Cuba and especially Havana, the nightclubs, the hotels, the gambling, las putas.

So here was old Georgie Porgie letting leak a little truthful lie when he slipped during this interview about the Dumbocrats whipping his ass and he said he hoped this election we’d just gone through showed the Iraqis what we meant by the kind of dumb-ocracy we marched in there to impose on them, killing 650,000 (our "president" says it's more like 30,000, which is of course not many scumbag Iraqis at all using Colon's Pal's old Viet Nam War body count ratios he figured out working for General Wastemorelives--10 enemy to 1 Amurican soldier, so that would make 30,000 a good round number and, by God, hitting the 10 t0 1 ratio dead on the head.

GEORGIE PORGIE, OUR "PRESIDENT" SLIPPED WHEN HE BARKED AT A REPORTER, “Most countries at war cancel elections, but we didn’t do that in this country.” Good old Georgie Porgie. What the hell should we expect from this bitter lame duck Congress; we’ve got ‘em for another month and a half—you know how a little before midnight December 31st they may impose marshal law on us…hell, they may cancel Congress, do away with it; dismiss it; give it all to the Executive Branch. There ya go, Karl Rove. Give the old thegrowlingwolf credit for that.

thegtrowlingwolf
for The Daily Growler


Speaking of Afghanistan

http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/111306R.shtml



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