Everything starts with a question, doesn't it? You see? Catch my drift?
Could one write a whole book of questions? Could one perhaps call that book Unanswered Questions? Can readers help me on this?
A question that's constantly floating around in the reservoir of my mind is: How come every day Congress meets a Congressperson isn't getting up and proposing a motion to impeach this phony "president" and all the obvious crooks he has working for him, from the guy who shines his F-ing expensive shoes (does the White House have its own cobbler? I wouldn't be surprised; and he makes $200,000 a year with full benefits--remember when that term "full benefits" meant something real and beneficial to the American worker?) to that A-hole, gun-blasting, V-pee, Unka Dick Cheney (Chain Gang it should be)?
How about this illegal immigrant, Alberto Gonzales? Right on into jail without bail and without hope of release, right? Can't Alberto claim he's really an illegal Mexican immigrant (hey, real truly good and white Christian Amuricans hate illegal Mexicans worse than they hate their black next door neighbors or still believe Native Americans are Injuns, Redskins, Wahoos, whatever) and have Condo-Leasing Rice deport him back to Cancun or Cozumel--I'm sure he has a couple of summer homes in his homeland, aren't you?
Is there a dictionary of contraction constructions? Contraction deconstructions?
How come there isn't a daily Voice of Impeachment in Congress? How come, dammit?
Dennis Kucinich talks a good game, but he's been in Congress now for a while and hasn't really done a god-damn thing, has he?
I was surprised to see that Bernie Sanders, the Socialist now, is voting to give Bush Boy another 100 billion bucks for his illegal war on the poor innocent Iraqis thereby supporting the troop increase, too--isn't that a shame?
This Gumby-look-alike "president"--remember, he was appointed president by the Supine Court his first term and even up until today there is quite a bit of evidence he outright stole the 2004 election using the same tactics he was using to steal the vote in his 2000 election--I mean, come on, folks, I tried to make a straight statement about Gumby-balls, but I can't, I just find all of this questionable, dammit, don't you see what I mean? How is this "president" able to commit all the crimes in the Constitutional book and keep getting away with it? Isn't that an important question, too?
Do you think an investigation into Anna Nicole Smith's past is more important than what this illegal, phony, outrageously stupid, unfunny, dopey, alky-looking, condescending spoiled rich brat, Yale goofball, son of a wimp is doing to this country?
Where the hell is Congress getting all these billions of dollars to pay for this spoiled rich brat's folly of follies? Where, dammit? And where are these 2nd-story operators getting the billions we need to pay off the interest on these huge loans this illegal "president" has taken from the Saudi Royal Family (they may be turning on their Bush branch of the family--due to Sunnis and Shi'ites now whacking each other to ribbons in this madcap fight for power in Iraq, for territory, for the right to NOT BE IRAQIS ANY LONGER), the Dubai Royal Family (he's already given our ports to Dubai; and how about good ole patriotic American company Halliburton coming open and confessing it really is a Dubai company now, owned lock, stock, and barrel by the Dubai Royal Family--oh, yeah, don't believe me?), the Commie Chinese (imagine that; imagine JFK or Tricky Dick Nixon trading our economy for loans from Capitalistically more successful than the USA Communist China?--and they still officially are the People's Republic of China, with a 9 trillion dollar overflow in their coffers, doesn't that warm your cockles?), and the Brits (of course, our forefathers whether we're black, yellow, red, whatever the hell the color of our skins, were Brits--OK, so they abolished slavery in 1804--they still kept it hopping in their colonies, right, old boy? They still considered Native Americans savages, right, old boy? Didn't our white forefathers write all of this into our Constitution? Doesn't it, too, say Native Americans are savages that need to be either extinguished or penned up on reservations (white folks have reservations about all folks of other colors and persuasions); like we white folks felt about Jap-Americans in WWII, we didn't trust 'em 'cause they were really Americans to white folks who are Americans no matter when they got here or from what European country they come from--all Americans are really immigrants, escapees, the helpless poor, slaves, indentured servants, the downtrodden, the greenhorns, the speechless, the paralyzed...well, wait a minute, haven't I gone too far? This same Constitution, doesn't it say blacks aren't full humans? I think it does, doesn't it?
And my last question is: Why am I so hooked on Pastor Melissa Scott? I don't believe in her bullshit, nor do I believe she's a saint, nor do I believe in the God she so devotedly worships in "only God knows" how many languages, and if she's made in God's image, then, OK, I say, come on, God, bring your best, why am I so hooked on this woman? I mean, like a sheep, every night I watch her convoluted explanations in "only God knows" how many languages on my teevee at midnight every night, the bewitching hour, and believe me, Melissa is a witch if I ever saw one, and, yes, I don't believe in witches, though I once was madly in love with an NPR personality who said she was a witch, so why this "spiritual" (yes, I know, Herr Doktor Freud, it has to do with sex and sexual pleasure, I know, sir) affectation on my part towards this freak of a beautiful woman?
and is this really for The Daily Growler?