More Jots and Tittles

Off the Cuff Stuff
I'm going to write like the late Larry King--oops, I'm sorry, he just looks dead-- did when he used to write a newspaper column back when he was at his peak and on his third wife, maybe after his first heart attack, who the hell knows or cares? Anyway, Larry used to write stuff like: "Hey, that Stephen King has written another bestseller I'll bet you; it's surely going to raise him to the writing icon of this new century." So here we go, thegrowlingwolf as Larry King:

1. Marilyn Monroe told her best friend she had never experienced an orgasm--she told her this right before they found M.M. dead in her apartment, supposedly a suicide though a lot of people were suspicious of how she died, some saying the Kennedy boys had her offed--both of them were banging her at the time, especially Bobby--or some said the Kennedys's Mafia association with Sam Giancono (sic) of Chicago (the Mafia and Mayor Richard Daley go Jack Kennedy elected by rigging the Chicago vote enough Kennedy carried Illinois and that put him over the top in a close election with the Tricky One, Quaker Dick "I Am Not a Crook" Nixon) had her whacked because she was talking about the boys too much. By the bye, rumors were the Feds offed you in those days by injecting you with drugs--there was a rumor that LBJ was shot full of cancer by the FBI on a helicopter flight from Austin, Texas, back to his Pedernales Ranch--and he did die of cancer not many weeks later. Jack Ruby, by the bye, died of cancer in the Dallas jail before he ever had a chance to say who had paid him to off old crazy ass CIA agent Lee Harvey Oswald, a Fort Worth boy whose weird military experience with the US Marines is a weird, weird story, full of intrigue and spies and ending with Lee marrying a Soviet bimbo, Marina Oswald...my brother told me that after he had interviewed Marina for his newspaper, a Federal agent told him that Marina was F-ing every Fed agent on the case--

2. A Neo-Con obsession: MARKET ACCESSIBILITY.

3. The Spanish teevee network has what they call Calleoke--singing in the street to popular tunes--comprende Vd?

4. I think I saw on teevee that KY Jelly now has a jelly product called "Intrigue--for intimate moments." I love advertising; I love how sleazy, wholly sleazy, it is. Why not just say, "Men, lather this on your cock and it'll slip like a pocket rocket into your baby's tight-tight vagina--and HOT DAMN! your smooth action will have her singing a high-voiced song of total ecstasy before the night is over--OR, perhaps, another period of lathering up with INTRIGUE, and the night may never end. Remember, MEN, when it starts perkin' up, it may need a little Intrigue to smooth out the rough edges and give you that winning ride you know you're capable of...and she'll reward you with her best prize!"

5. The popular teevee show CSI Miami uses a tune called "We Don't Get Fooled Again"--though I have no idea who the band is on the tune. I can't keep up with pop music these days--the stars come and go so fast I'm lost in the stars without any idea who any of them are these days--like whatever happened to the big fat Burger King-eating black singer with the falsetto voice who won on American Idol? (Does it piss you off like it does me that a British fop, a has-been ex-disco queen, and an unknown black dude are choosing who our current singing stars and their copycat styles are these days--though winning amateur shows has been a way for young people to become stars in this country from way back, but, come on, now...American Idol is the worst of our amateurs, isn't it?)

6. "Music is the organization of sound," said Lester Bowie, the late jazz trumpeter.

7. Did you hear that the Supreme Idiot Court recently declared that Puerto Rico "is foreign in a domestic sense." What the hell does that mean? Where do these fool rightwinger judges come up with such shit?

8. Blackwater, in their inifinite care, gave a benefit for Katrina victims--they forced their way into New Orleans in the aftermath of the storm uninvited--did you know that?--and they raised $130, 000, which they gave to the worthless and crooked Red Cross. At the same time, Blackwater was overcharging Homeland Security for their services in New Orleans to the tune of $240,000 a day. Amazing this Blackwater. A private army who could actually come to your neighborhood, surround it, declare it a security zone, and come in and begin searching your home or apartment without warrants, without any right to do so except that granted it by it's Homeland Security and State Department contracts--worth close to a billion dollars--which means everything Blackwater does they can declare it National Security and "top secret." This happening in America! How about that, folks!

9. Simple commands lead to the complicated images we call Fractals.

Wow, I got rid of all these worthless jots and tittles that are all over pieces of paper that are all over my desktop....

Baseball is looking better and better as it gets close to opening days--looks like both New York teams are again going to be major players in their divisions this year--except the Mets haven't looked that great in spring training. It all depends on pitchers and the Mets pitching staff is instable at the moment.

A friendly little post, don't you think?

Getting very close to April 6th, which will be the one year anniversary of The Daily Growler and at which time I'm headin' back to Davenport and a little r and r with a jug of Keokuk moonshine, maybe a hot Davenport babe, and some Chet Baker on the hi-fi.

Sometimes I hate blogging. I'm sure I would hate most bloggers--including myself.

thegrowlingwolf
for The Daily Growler