Scary Stuff

Bush the Idiot's War on Iran--It's a Comin'--Bush's Way Out of Iraq. "If at First You Don't Succeed, Try and Try Again." Failure Is Only Relative to the Future.
From Counterpoint:
"Within weeks from now, we will see the informational warfare machine start working. The public opinion is already under pressure. There will be a growing anti-Iranian militaristic hysteria, new information leaks, disinformation, etc. . . . The probability of a US aggression against Iran is extremely high. It does remain unclear, though, whether the US Congress is going to authorize the war. It may take a provocation to eliminate this obstacle (an attack on Israel or the US targets including military bases). The scale of the provocation may be comparable to the 9-11 attack in NY. Then the Congress will certainly say "Yes" to the US President."

Read the full article:

www.counterpunch.org/roberts01272007.html

Will Mush-for-Brains Actors Please Shut the F Up
There's this second-rate actor clown who get's prime-time teevee time to spout his Pablum-fed pap about the economy. His name is Ben Stern. He's a limp-wristed character actor who also is the character-type teevee commercial-creators love--a numbskull with a sarcastic voice hyping eye-drops that take the red out of your eyes, especially on those mornings you crawl home after being so drunk you were blind and ended up in bed with Rue Paul and take a look in the mirror the next morning to see your eyes looking like they're suddenly Holy and bleeding bloody Jesus tears. This actor fool gets prime-time teevee time because he's supposed to be an expert on the stock market, a student of Capitalism, which by the bye does not make him an expert on the economy, which isn't based on the stock market except in the rhetoric of the deceivers like Capitol Hill and Neo-Con statisticians. These clowns believe if the stock market is at 13,000 then hell the economy is flying high. Such bullshit.

The scary bullshit Ben Stern was allowed to present this morning on CBS was outright idiocy magnified 10-fold by his faulty reasoning. Stern's premise was that the media has now turned on poor little spoiled rich brat Georgie Porgie Bush, our fraudulently elected president, both elections, and the first president ever appointed by the Supreme Court, and is attempting to "force his bad side on the public" while ignoring the truly "great" things this "president" has done, like having given us a booming economy!! Stern's ignoring the "great" things this little spoiled rich brat jackal has enforced on us like lying to Congress and the UN to get We the People involved in 2 unending wars and now with him tooting idiotic threats of an all-out nuclear attack against Iran, a country also obviously run by an idioitic clown just as full of lies as Georgie Porgie, two big lying blowhards blowing harder and harder trying to entangle the world in the Holy War for Oil and the Almighties of their oil-rich dreams--the fables these two morbid clowns offer as proof they are holier than all the rest of us on our knees and babbling bullshit to a host of Almighties--who are, in case none of you have caught on, deaf as doorknobs because they are illusions and illusions have no ears with which to hear our stupid, selfish beggings for riches and long lives and perfect health. The economy isn't booming, it's sinking, sinking into a sea of debt, a sea whose pelagic is stormier than the Bush Babies ever foresaw--no mission can be accomplished if we have no way to rescue ourselves from the high seas on which these fools have chosen to sail. I'm predicting doom, Ben Stern, doom in the form of Chaos in the Middle East, Holy Wars galore started all over the world and doom in the form of us waking up one fine morning and Chancellor Bush announcing We the People are broke--remember, as you learned yesterday, we have our dear friends the Indians behind our dumb asses now since we gave them valuable nuclear knowledge so that they can now build more and more nuclear weapons as they battle our other dear friend over there the wonderful democratic republic of Pakistan. Oh Joy. With such allies, we'll own the whole blinking world before this is over. Chancellor Bush and his new financial advisor, Ben Stern, will hold the reins taut against the encroaching army of Dumbocrat pansies who of all the insults are planning to run a white woman and a black man against this King of the White Deciders, thereby sort of, in the words of Ben Stern, denying Georgie Porgie Bush the magnificence his despotic rule deserves. Oh yes, Ben Stern does say Bush F-ed up in Iraq, but that's no reason to turn so heartlessly against this "otherwise" great president. G.W. Bush joins Ben Franklin and Gerald R. Ford as our only unelected presidents.

Dumbass racist Amuricans started all this by electing a god-damn hollow-headed actor as president, Ronnie "the Alzheimer's President" Raygun, the great communicator--"We will one day be flying to Tokyo in 3 and 1/2 hours!" We keep idolizing these celebrities; the same California idiots who put Raygun into politics have now foisted another air-headed actor, good ole Arnie Schwartzenazi on us--"Achtung, pass me that Phillies Blunt while I tweak this young girl's titties." I mean we give these numbskull fops powers they don't know how to handle. How embarrassing it is for me to see these goony bastards spouting out their beliefs on our disillusioned heads--crap settles to the bottom and that's where all this crap is taking America, right down to the bottom. No place for a Wolf Man--only the rats, cockroaches, dung beetles, polecats, and possums enjoy such a cesspoll of excrement.

Sad News About the Death of a Truly Great Patriotic Amurican. Good Luck in Hell, E. Howard--Don't Worry, G. Gordon Liddy Will Join You Soon Enough and, Hey, Say Hello to Lee Harvey Oswald, Allan Dulles, and J. Edgar Hoover While You're Down There

Bay of Pigs and Watergate break-in organizer dead at 88

Former CIA officer and White House secret agent E. Howard Hunt died of pneumonia at North Shore Medical Center in Miami, Florida, on Tuesday, January 23. Hunt was born in Hamburg, N.Y., on Oct. 9, 1918, and graduated from Brown University. He entered the United States Naval Academy as a midshipman in February 1941. Hunt joined the CIA in 1949 and was assigned to Mexico City with another rookie, future conservative author and commentator William F. Buckley Jr. In 1954, he helped plan the successful overthrow of the elected president of Guatemala, Jacobo Arbenz. In 1961, he organizer and executed the disastrous Bay of Pigs invasion. He retired from the CIA in 1970 and was enlisted by the Nixon White House the following year as a political consultant. Hunt planned the botched break-in at the offices of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate Hotel to bug the telephone lines. The burglars were arrested on the night of June 17, 1972, and Hunt spent 33 months in prison on a conspiracy charge. His memoir, American Spy: My Secret History in the CIA, Watergate and Beyond, will be published next month with a foreward by William F. Buckley Jr. Hunt was 88.

Goodbye to a Great Amurican. Why lookie here, E. Howard has a posthumous book coming out. With a forward by that truly wonderfully great Conservative dunderhead and former OSS operative, William F (for F-ing old) Buckley Jr. Praise the Lard. Such great gentleman! Why do they have to die so young? [Sorry, William F. Buckley, Jr., is dead as far as I'm concerned.]

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