Blame It on the Iraqis
I didn't watch Georgie Porgie give his little pre-prepared speech tonight. Whatever he said, reverse it. "We ain't there for the oil" means we are there for the oil. See how you play the Bush Reverse Meaning interpretation of major idiocy? I did hear the Dumbocrat rebuttal and thought it was interesting how this dude, Dick Durbin, or whatever his name was, blamed our problems on the Iraqis, too, just like the Bush Baby. Dumbo-Dick said We the People had done so many great things for the Iraqis, like kill Saddam. That's right, folks, your Dumbocrat second banana thinks killing Saddam is a feather in Bush Baby's crown. Then he went on to say We the People have given the Iraqis their own parliament (how come they call their assembly a parliament? velly British, right?)--and their own constitution...blah, blah, blah. Such bullshit. His conclusion was, "Now it's time for the towelheads to take some responsibility for their own destinies." Great statement, you Dick! Yeah, OK, you said the Bush Baby was making a mistake sending more troops into that Hell, though, to the Bush Baby and the Dumbocrat Dick, these poor boob soldiers are simply employees of the government whose lives are decoys for the real reason We the People are in Iraq: TO GET THEIR OIL, TO STEAL THEIR WEALTH, AND THEN TO PUT THEM UNDER OUR OCCUPATION AND RUN THE COUNTRY FROM THE GREEN ZONE, FROM WHAT THEY CALL "EMERALD CITY," THE LARGEST EMBASSY/ARMY BASE/HUGE AREA OF BAGHDAD FORBIDDEN TO THE IRAQIS/US-CONTROLLED PATCH OF FOREIGN TERRITORY IN THE WORLD. IRAQ IS OUR NEW PHILIPPINES.
Now this week, before this cornball speech tonight, the Bush Babies had already taken the oil from Iraq with a bill Bush rammed through the Iraqi Parliament (that We the People gave them) that gives US and British oil companies total unholy control of Iraq oil [why do you think Britain is our closest ally in this raid on Middle-East oil? Because British Petroleum has become one of the largest oil companies in the world off OUR oil in Alaska. Check out who runs the Arctic oil drilling--Prudhomme Bay, etc. It's good ole BP. BP owns a hell of a lot of New York City real estate, Brits being one of the largest investor and developer groups in NYC; Brit money is everywhere in this town. Remember, the Brits are responsible for all this shit in the first place. The sovereign nation of Iraq was created out of what the Brits controlled after kicking the Ottoman Empire [the Turks] off Arab tribal lands and out of Persia, etc., etc., etc.
Afghanistan is all about oil, too. Did you ever ask yourself where Al Queda gets its billions of dollars to fund all of their shenanigans around the world? First of all, if Al Queda is a CIA invention, then it has billions of fresh printed good ole US dollars, platforms of batches of 100-dollar bills, at their disposal [those same bucks Chalibi (hey, remember Chalibi?) helped himself too when he was Iraq's oil minister or president or whatever the hell he was, the crooked, wanted bastard!]. If Al Queda is really the invention of Osama bin Ladin, then that money comes from the US and Saudi Arabia and the oil companies--IN OTHER WORDS, THE MONEY THAT SUPPORTS AL QUEDA'S EXPENSIVE ACTIONS COMES FROM OIL. OIL. OIL.
Most of the Dumbocrats in Congress are filthy rich. How do the rich get richer? Check out the stock market. It's zooming through the roof. It's almost to 13,000; 100s of millions of shares are being traded every day. Did you ever try and figure out how many shares that is a second during every trading day? A minute? An hour? It's one hell of a lot; what a mess in terms of recordkeeping, the paper trail, you dig? I was heavy in the stock market at one time. I was surprised to find when dealing with Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Bean (that was their name before they became the mega-Merrill-Lynch), that I never owned the shares I was buying, Merrill Lynch owned them, I was merely buying into Merrill-Lynch's share holdings, you know, what shares of a company they were agenting. While I held those stocks, the Merrill creative money movers were using the value of my stocks to back their own ventures, like Merrill Lynch is now a real estate giant. I skidded into the ditch a bit, sorry, but what I'm trying to say is all these Dumbocrats are rich because of their stock portfolios, they all have them, some like Unka Dick's, are massive some of our "public servants" are worth god-zillions of bucks, mostly off OIL, off the petroleum industry, that's for sure--UNKA DICK, for instance, is one triple-filthy- rich M-F-er. So's Big Pappy Bush and Big Mammy Bush; they are filthy rich, too, mostly off OIL money--remember Pappy's Zapata Offshore venture? I've heard one of old Babs's big beefs with Pappy when Georgie Porgie was a young drugstore cowboy punk at his mommy's illegal-Messkin-servant-gal's apron strings was that Pappy spent a hell of a lot of time down in Mexico stealing oil and rights to drill that she suspected maybe he had some stashed away senoras y senoritas he was cozying up to down there and she voiced her bitching about Pappy right in Little Georgie's ears as she boxed them for his being stupid about something. OIL.
OIL rules Texas and has since old Papa John D's teams of geologists discovered the Spindletop Oil Field down in Beaumont, Texas. The Spindletop Field gave birth to all those refineries down around Port Arthur, Texas, Standard Oil refineries: Magnolia, Humble [now called Exxon], the Texas Company [that's Texaco], Gulf Oil [it's named for the Gulf of Mexico--headquartered in Houston]--I remember Shell (a Dutch company that surely the US took over during the Nazi occupation of Holland) even having a huge building in Houston when I was a kid--but anyway, that's when OIL took over Texas and Texas politics. Mostly Democrat politics, too, since in those early days Texas was a staunch Democrat state; Republicans represented Reconstruction and black people being free and equal and Democrats represented states rights and slavery and King Cotton.
The Democrats lost their hold on Texas and the Texas Railroad Commission during the Eisenhower election when old fun-loving racist bastard Strom Thurmond [Trent Lott's Great White Holy Father] formed the Dixiecrats and then those racists became Dem-IKE-crats, and all the good ole southern racist white boys started bailing off the Democrat Ship of State and right into the conservative seas of the new Repugnicans, a new Repugnican Party that felt the black man shouldn't be so uppity around his white masters--and, of course, that applied to poor whites, too, 'cept poor whites knew their place as they competed with the freed black folks for what jobs their were in the polecat south. This Repugnican takeover of southern and Texas politics, totally based on issues supposedly settled by the uncivil Civil War and certainly and absolutely based on deep-seated racism, got old Pappy Bush into Texas politics. He and John "Alcoholic Professor" Tower, rumored to have gotten rich off oil up in Whiskey Tah Falls, Texas, were the first Repugnicans to get elected in Texas that I remember as a kid. Pappy I think may have been the first Repugnican since Reconstruction ever elected to the Texas House of Representatives. I apologize if I'm wrong, but I know I'm not wrong about Texas being run by oil and oil barons since the beginning of the twentieth century. The University of Texas used to be the second-most richly endowed university [after Harvard] in the country thanks to OFFSHORE DRILLING and being funded by the Texas Railroad Commission, those staunch white trash Texans who politically ran the oil and gas skullduggery in Texas.
OK. So Bushy-Wushy wants to send some more cannon fodder over to 'Nam...er, ah, I mean Iraq. Everytime we start losing a war we start saying we need more troops and then when then when that proves to be a disaster and we bitch about not being able to bomb them back to the Stone Age, we then say, OK hell, we did what we came to do, divide this country into controllable parts, now we're leaving, and we're taking all their oil with us. F.U. Iraqis, we got some African business to intrude in now--it, too, is all about OIL. The OIL in Nigeria, Kenya, Somalia. Remember Biafra!
OK. So Bush says he's gonna put 1000 US soldiers in every F-ing neighborhood in Baghdad and then those stupid troopers are going to go door to door blasting Iraqis. "Hey, old man, you towelhead terrerist, this is from the good ole USA, pal" and then KA-BLOOOEY and, oops, there goes another person's head blown to bits in Baghdad.
Remember the first thing Bush secured when he preemptively freed Baghdad [remember the streets full of Iraqis throwing roses at our salvation troops?] was the oil fields.
I just looked at the stock market results for today. Too bad you didn't stock up on airline stocks yesterday like Little Billy Gates and Nancy Pelosi and Pappy Bush and Junk Bond Warren Buffett did, 'cause boy howdy they took off flyin' United in today's market. It due to a big airline merger that is going to take place, a merger everybody on Wall Street has known about for months and as such had notified their biggest investors to get ready for some fast action, F Texas Hold 'Em poker, this is Texas Hold 'Em stock trading; same thing as poker; Wall Street the Vegas of the filthy rich. Some traders made millions in seconds. Warren Buffett probably made a few measly million more to shove into his new foundation he's formed with filthy-filthy-double-dirty rich Little Billy and Little Melinda Gates to take 60 billion of American produced dollars out of circulation. You remember the trickle-down theory don't you? It doesn't work, by the way. The rich don't allow any of their wealth to trickle down or if they do it trickles down to their worthless sons and daughters and illegitimate children and their hareem of divorced wives.
We're screwed unless we move to cut the head of the beast off. Bush will keep these wars going; he's under a Mafia-like [first used in New Orleans during a riot between striking Italian unionists and strike-breaking cops and thugs] bonding with the oil industry to carry all this shit out. Before he's out of office, the oil companies will be drilling the hell out of our wildernesses, including Yellowstone National Park, which, if you haven't heard, sits over a huge fault that will one day bubble up and blow, which, scientist say, will be worse than a meteorite hitting that area again [which happened millions of years ago--it created the Great Basin, in which Yellowstone sits. Where Basin, Wyoming, gets its name, I'll bet.
F Bush. F the Dumbocrats. I just don't trust Nancy Pelosi even though Marc Perkel says she's pure progressive and a humanitarian. My problem is, she's a rich bitch, and dammit, rich people don't really like poor people; in fact, they hate them. Where does the Queen of England go the minute she hits the US? Did you ever check that out? Same place America's Princess, the pure as the driven snow, stable-boy-satisfier, Diana, went when she hit NYC for a little drinkin' and ballin'. They both went to Harlem and started kissing black babies. Both of them. That's what imperialist rulers do, they go among the wooly-boolies and rub their little bushy heads for luck, "Oh, I say, these colonists are such cute little savages."
My throat is raw from growling. I'm gonna read some before I go down and listen to a Charles Ives violin sonata.
for The Daily Growler