Sunday, January 25, 2009

Would You Believe Another John McCain Sunday?

Toolin' the Tube
Well, the party's over for Obama. The commercial television millionaire monkeys are back to their usual backward-thinking reporting--and, yes, John "Nutjob" McCain was on Fox News this holy morning and, according to these out-of-touch self-idolizers, you'd think this jicky headed MF-er was president and not Obama. Whine, whine, whine, and still harping on Obama being so inexperienced, and is he taking too much time giving our billions of taxpayer dollars away to a bunch of Neo-Con, Milton-Friedman-following, half-a-billionaire Wall Street criminals.

All around the boob tube this morning were Repugnicans harping away at Obama: he's inexperienced; he must pass this bailout of our banks and financial institutions immediately and not shilly-shally around with forward thinking things like regulations! He must not reverse our honorabull Repugnican faux president Bush's reduction of taxes for the wealthiest few in the world while he brings to the rest of the country total loss of what was once a guaranteed lifestyle, what were once the most innovative factories going, what was once a pretty open area for finding jobs, jobs that have now disappeared, or will be disappearing this year by the 100s of thousands as the crooked corporate Power Elite shifts its loser divisions onto the US taxpayers's backs while their foreign operations continue making billions--like Wal-Mart China! And Obama is resisting, and he's saying, oh holy cow no, why should we just do as you losers please! You're the mob who ruined our economy in the first place with these god-damn sorry wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, follies both of them, except to the millions who've been displaced and driven out of their homelands, or the millions who have stayed and been killed or maimed or had their families blown apart--or the millions of criminal contractors who've made ungodly fortunes off our miseries. Makes me want to holler...SHIT!!!!

And then this morning here comes this little tight petty asshole John Boehner (Boner) along with his backward thinking and Yahoo reasoning. John's from some hick state like Indiana--sorry, folks, Indiana is a hayseed state--check out David Letterman's comedy--that's high humor in Indiana--and this Boehner dude is now gonna play the Bush defender and start trying to railroad Congress now that the Repugnicans are not the majority, mattering little if anything now in terms of the American people and what the American people are demanding, and continuing to believe in their thick skulls that an N-worder in the White House is an abomination against the slaveholding-allowing Constitution and the need for near-slavery wages in the work place. Great backward thinkers, but total fools now that their goofball phony president's executive orders are being stricken from the books. Here's how John thinks from his We-the-People-paid-for Website--check it out:

Spending Your Tax Dollars Wisely

Spending Your Tax Dollars Wisely

Since being elected to Congress, I have remained committed to promoting fiscal discipline and ensuring that Congress spends your tax dollars wisely. Fiscal constraint, eliminating wasteful spending and curbing fiscal abuses are critical components of balancing the federal budget.

Unfortunately, just months into the 110th Congress we’ve seen numerous tax-hike proposals including:

• A massive $392.5 billion tax increase on middle-class families in the Fiscal Year 2008 budget;

• More than $15 billion in new energy taxes passed in July that will raise gasoline prices on consumers;

• A 115 percent to 2,200 percent increase in tobacco taxes in the State Children’s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP) expansion;

• A $7.5 billion tax increase in the Farm Bill, which threatens 5.1 million American jobs – including 1,200 in Ohio’s 8th District and another 4,000 in the surrounding counties – and investment in the U.S.;

• An unprecedented new tax on every American who have a private health insurance plan included in the SCHIP plan that will expand the program to childless adults up to age 21;

• A 5-cent per gallon increase in the federal gas tax to create a new highway infrastructure fund;

• A 50-cent per gallon increase in the federal gas tax to pay for a plan to eliminate global warming;

• Raising taxes on homeowners by ending the home-mortgage deduction;

These actions are in stark contrast to the steps taken by House Republicans over the previous years to promote fiscal discipline and ensure that Congress spends your tax dollars wisely. Among the steps we took:

Zeroing Out Unnecessary Programs. House Republicans proposed 95 program terminations, three more than the Administration has proposed, for a savings of nearly $4 billion. This effort builds on similar efforts in previous years when House Republicans successfully terminated 53 programs for a savings of $3.5 billion.

Putting the “Emergency” Back in Emergency Spending. In a victory for fiscal discipline, House Republicans insisted on rejecting billions of dollars in unnecessary and non-emergency spending for pet projects added to the emergency supplemental bill.

Line Item Veto Helps Rein in Spending. House Republicans passed the Legislative Line Item Veto Act to make Congress more accountable for the spending it proposes, help eliminate worthless pork, and protect taxpayer dollars.

A Budget Based on Fiscal Discipline. House Republicans approved a fiscally-responsible budget aimed at holding the line on spending and providing a “rainy day” fund for disaster response.

Earmark Reforms to Bring Greater Accountability to Spending. House Republicans passed earmark reforms to bring more sunshine and more accountability to help Congress determine worthy projects from worthless pork. We fought to re-instate these reforms to ensure that American tax dollars are spent wisely.

Grants Bill Promotes More Accountability. House Republicans approved legislation offered to increase accountability and transparency in the federal grant process.

Spring Cleaning” Report Highlights Committee Oversight Successes. Republican-led House committees have exercised their congressional oversight responsibility to expose – and in many cases, eliminate – billions in waste, fraud, and abuse in federal programs.

Reversing the culture in Washington that believes the solution to every problem involves more government and more spending is not easy, but I am committed to promoting steps – and encouraging my colleagues to take these steps with me – to ensure that Congress spends your tax dollars wisely.

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So you see what Obama's up against, Boehner being Repugnican MINORITY leader. Boehner's statement is pure BACKWARD THINKING. The Repugnican administrations over the past eight years got us into this mess and Boehner's still bitchin' about Dumbocrats being overspenders. Yet, the G.W. "Girly Man" Bush time in office, and Boehner was there for both efforts, gladly sent this nation into ruin, the most reckless spending in the history of Congress. But there you go, that's the kind of thinking Obama, a straightforward thinker, is facing. There is no logic to backward thinking. Whatever Boehner is saying just take it and turn it around backwards, that's all, then you'll see the truth of the Repugnican assignation plans. Boehner's still around; and he's one of the ones Obama cosied up to with his across-the-aisle-I-didn't-think-Reagan-was-so-bad attitude. Repugnicans can't openly use the N-word, but they are certainly thinking it. These are ruthless characters, too. With these birds, the word assignation could easily be pronounced assassination.

Here's John "Nutjob" McCain on Fox: "You know, Chris...or Tom, or Bob, or David Brooks, or Ann Coulter, I had the solution to this Wall Street business back when Obama was prancing around--N-worders can dance--oops, did I say the N word?--oh my goodness, you know some of my best friends are Darkies, like Justice Uncle Tom Thomas, one of my best palsy-walsies." Yep, there was old John "Jawin' John" McCain, still prattling out his baby-talk solutions to all our problems, which really ain't his problems so what the hell, he needs the $320 you make appearing on these cheesy shows, I suppose.

Today's teevee is another reason to let the digital gang have it--fuck digital teevee--why a better picture of the same old sagging and pimpling up faces? Another Bush scam pulled on our asses, but Obama won't change the law on that--he's too aware of television and the role it plays in championing images. Obama's image is very important to him--and I'm sure he comes over well on digital teevee--he's like a kid in a candy store who has been told if he eats any of that candy he'll drop dead, but if he resists it, he'll be given a hero's welcome into the world of endurance and calm.

The Governor of New York picking an Upstate Conservative, gun-lovin', immigrant hatin' Dumbocrat to replace Carpetbagger Hillary in the Senate? The governor picked a blonde bimbo. God, how black guys love blonde white chicks. Hey, so she likes guns and men with guns--she's an Upstate gun-totin' all 'round Yahoo babe! Yahoo!

Another Yahoo goes to Washington to play in the District of Corruption, going for the nestegg, going for the big-time bucks, going to make that big name for themselves.

An all and all perfect day in cold New York City. Teevee just as morose as always. All the scams and shams and frauds are active like crazed ants 'round the clock. I love watching the continuous knife and sword sales that go on for hours during the low-fee hours on NYC teevee. Who the hell still buys pocket knives and phony Japanese swords? I thought it was hayseeds, but they certainly advertise continuously here in NYC, too. Even if you are in the knife and sword business, would you order your stock off teevee? Or how about Jack LaLanne? That old phony fart has an infomercial running 24/7, two of them, one where old saggin' Jack is 88 and another where they say Jack is nearly 90, both selling Jack's juicer, which really isn't Jack's juicer at all; a manufacturer's spokesperson is all he is. Jack doesn't own or manufacture these juicers--in fact, he's been through two companies already in his juicing career. Whatever happened to the Juice Man? Don't see him anymore. He's the one when he was 77 started bragging about what a young hot wife he had.

Or David Orrick. Now you talk about a guy on constant teevee! I assume if these birds spend millions upon millions a day for their advertising expenses they must be making millions upon millions! One would assume that. The same old scams are constantly thick on teevee--vacuum-cleaner and wet-mop sales; workout and exercise machine sales; a different workout routine every six months--nowadays all based on pilottes, which I never heard of until say 10 years ago--one of my favs was Billy Bangs's Boot Camp workout; a new brand of convection cooking machine every six months; or how about those charming little George-Foreman-type grills that the sweet little ole fat lady and the geeky fat nerd are constantly selling on infomercial teevee; or how about Montel Williams (fired by Fox for saying something "wrong" about our soldiers in Iraq) and a big white Yahoo selling US coins with Obama's image and the flag image, etc., transferred over one face (the obverses or the reverses) of actual coins: a George Washington dollar coin, a Kennedy half dollar, and two State quarters, the Illinois and the Hawaii--all four doctored US coins, $2.00 in actual coin worth, for $19.99; or how about these foreclosure nuts and these stock-market softwares they claim will make you millions of dollars no matter the way the market's headed--"You can make a fortune even in this headed-for-the-bottom stock market simply buy following the buy and sell markers in the software"--if it's too simple, it can't possibly work. We call it the FLIM FLAM in the South. The movie The Flim-Flam Man with old hoary George C. Scott that's the movie that explains the southern flim-flam. The constant hustle. We're all living under the constant hustle, the constant scam, the constant fraudulent claims and "guarantees."

Yes, folks, I may be teevee-less this time next month.

Yahoo, I say.

thesundaygrowlingwolf
for The Sunday Daily Growler

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