I'm almost sure the absolutely "heavenly" weather we're having in Gotham these last few days is the advent of what will eventually turn out to be the most scalding summer ever in the history of this part of the world. Another black out! Yep, probably--especially since our power company has CON in its name, too--Con-Edison (yep, old Tom Edison's corporate child--I think old Tom had some Nazi dealings in his patriotic past same as old Henry "I Never Met a Jew I Trusted" Ford--both Nazi and Japanese Imperial dealings (scrap iron, I believe was Henry's help for the Imperial Japanese Army and good ole "'scuse please," Hiro Hito [Hey, schoolkids, you know who Hiro Hito was? How 'bout Hitler?].
We are at war in Somalia now, speaking of wars and more wars. This time we're aiding and abetting Christian Ethiopian forces against the rightwing Islamics who were that nation's elected leadership but the Christians fear the Muslims something fierce in that area so we, the good ole USA, the world's policeman, are helping the Ethiopians drive the Muslims out of Somalia and into the desert where they belong. I heard a Kenya newspaperman say it's over OIL. Did ya hear me? Somalia has oil. The Sudan, too, probably. Certainly Kenya has oil. OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL. The liquefied bones of ancient life forms. Does anybody know why the earth produces oil?--and what effect on the infrastructure of the earth draining all that oil dry from it will have on it? Is that oil a necessary part of keeping this earth from collapsing upon itself, for instance? Sorry, I'm just a wide-eyed Sociologist taking an empirical look at things. Don't mind me.
WAR IS BEAUTIFUL. WAR IS GOOD. PERPETUAL WAR MEANS PERPETUAL PROSPERITY.
WAR.
Another fascinating story I read--I don't know if it's true or not, but l hat sent me this story of a Canadian professor--a scientist, tops in his field--a native of Hungary whose parents escaped Soviet-controlled Hungary for Canada and this prof grew up a Canadian.
So this dude is coming down from Canada to meet a fellow scientist in Seattle and while he's in the good ole USA, he's contemplating going down to LA and visit is son and his family. So he gets to Blaine, Washington, is that the site of the great Friendship Arch? (the Peace Arch), and the US Homeland Security folks politely tell him to step out of his car for a routine search--while he's waiting for them to search his car, he starts talking to one of the Homeland Security goons. The goon asks him what he does for a living and he tells the dude he's a psychologist. The goon types the prof's name into Google. Up comes an article the prof wrote and published on line at some highly thought of academic on-line journal site [see my April 29th post--that's tomorrow--for the article]--a journal devoted to professional articles on psychiatry. The goon read the article: the article described how this prof had participated in an LSD study back when LSD (invented by a doctor who did his research and development of it in Canada) was thought to be a useful drug in treating alcoholism and schizophrenia. I've actually read studies out of California that prove it actually did curb addiction to alcohol. Anyway, in this article, the good honest prof admitted he'd taken an LSD trip. The prof was promptly arrested, handcuffed, and carried off to the onsite hoosegow where he would sit for hours awaiting Homeland Security's decision as to whether to allow him to get on to his Seattle meeting or not.
The goon came back and with more goons--"Sorry, Canucky, old pal," they patriotically spouted at him, "but you ain't comin' in this here Land of the Free ever again. The only way you're ever comin' to this country again is if you appeal to Homeland Security to take your name off their forbidden-entry list and good luck on that; nobody ever gets taken off that list. So head on back to your Canuck mammy, pal, we don't want a terrerist like you in this country."
The prof pleaded with them. He's sixty-six years old now. The LSD trip he was writing about in the journal happened 40-some-odd-years ago. Still Homeland Security told him to get in his car, turn it around, and head back to Eskimo land--he was forbidden to enter the USA ever again. Why? Because he admitted to using an illegal substance--which, according to our great and kind Patriot Act (put on us by Slick Willie Clinton whose wife is now considered a leading progressive Dumbocrat presidential candidate--poor old abused Hill seeking revenge on Slick Willie and his perverted taste for young plump Jewish girls who are easily excited, "Why I did her with a Cuban cigar--that's not having sex with her." What a bunch of pompous asses we have leading this country. Assholes all of them) is a FELONY and therefore means you are a terrerist risk, pal.
So, according to Homeland Security, if you admit in public--like on the Internet--or anywhere or sign a confession to the fact that you once used an illegal substance--that's pot, coke, heroin, crack, that sort of thing, not alcohol, ibuprofin, oxycontin, cigarettes, caffeine--oh no, that's fine, welcome to America--but admitting you went on an LSD trip 40 years ago gets you banned from coming to this country...or travelling out of this country, too, fellow patriots.
Hasn't Phony President Bush admitted to using cocaine heavy at one time in his privileged life? See the irony in all this bullshit?--LIES, LIES, LIES, and LIES lead to WARS and WARS ARE GOOD AND DIVINE AND BEAUTIFUL, especially perpetual wars.
thegrowlingwolf
for The Daily Growler
And This Just In From Beautiful Baghdad
By KIM GAMEL, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
BAGHDAD - A car bomb exploded Saturday in the Shiite holy city of Karbala as the streets were packed with people heading for evening prayers, killing at least 58 and wounding scores near some of the country's most sacred shrines. Separately, the U.S. military announced the deaths of nine American troops, including three killed Saturday in a single roadside bombing outside Baghdad.
"Aw shucks," says the American press and television news.
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