Wednesday, May 20, 2009

TODAY in New York City

Terrorists and Swine Flu
Currently, We the Citizens of New York City are involved in several political shenanigans going on at once. The Mayor and his little crooked (check out his record as head of Customs under the Bush Baby) police chief Ray Kelly are patting themselves on the back for breaking up a "TERRORIST" attack against a synagogue in Riverdale, New York, up in Duh Bronx yesterday. Oh boy were Mikey Boy and Shanty Irish Ray looking so serious. I mean their countenances were totally holy serious, as if We the Citizens of New York City should see our Mayor as a brave soul, out there confronting Terrorists--and as the story unraveled, it seems Brother Ray Kelly's boys had already set these "terrerists" boys up by making weapons deals with them and eventually selling them mock weapons! did you read that right? mock weapons; weapons that didn't work--even offering them Stinger missiles--that Shanty Irish Ray said were mocks, too! You see, these guys were dumber than the NYPD. Now that's pretty god-damn dumb, folks. Yes, the NYPD was negotiating with these BOYS to set them up and sell them Stinger missiles! The TERRORIST boys, Shanty Irish Ray said, intended to first blow up the synagogue in Riverdale, then SUV out to Stewart Air Force Base--all terrorists, by the way, have the latest SUVs and so did these dudes--a big black SUV--and these dumber-than-the-NYPD dudes once at Stewart were going to fire their Stinger missiles at US military planes as they were landing or taking off. Wow, what a wild story, I thought as I watched our illegally campaigning mayor going for an illegal third term seriously looking down his nose at We the Dumbass Citizens of New York City in a serious spiel that turned out to be a praising of himself first and then giving a nod of praise to his little runt police chief (both of these guys would have been thrown back in had they been fish), the humble Mayor praising himself as a SUPERHERO and giving Ray a lower status as a SIDEKICK HERO (like Robin was to Batman). And both of these actors humbly tried to scare the fucking shit out of us, at the same time giving us clues that this was probably another bullshit red alert-type scare to kind of get our attention to let us know our Napoleonic mayor is Mikey-on-the-spot protecting us from terrorists--busting up a terrorist ring RIGHT HERE AMONGST US IN THE BRONX. OOOOOOOOOOH! "Mommy, mommy, I'm a'scared!" The Mighty Mayor and his Boy Robin Police Chief calmly told how they had duped and then stung this "homegrown" terrorist cell, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This Mayor is so fucking condescending when he talks to "the people of New York City." It's as if he considers us all numbskulls--like we all went to one of his drop-out-rate high and test scores low businessman-run NYC public (constantly going private) school system (why are high test scores supposed to mean you're well educated?), which he proudly says he runs himself--mayoralty management I think he calls it--remember, he's a Harvard Business School grad who lucked out as a software peddler; he's also an ex-Wall Street geek and crooked real estate investor (remember he loves buying real estate in tax havens like Bermuda); and rumor and reports have it that he's maybe possibly a sex pervert (he thinks he's hot shit to women--and he probably is--come on, what dopey babe wouldn't give old Mikey Boy a tumble for a little job in his administration (like Mikey Boy's daughter is New York City's representative to the UN--how about that for a leisure-time-wasting and money-wasting job!). To be fair, no charges of sexual harassment or the fathering of little bastards was every made to stick on Mikey Boy, but there were a hell of a lot of women who worked for Bloomberg LP who trotted out and testified that he'd come on to them rather vulgarly while working "under" him (and isn't everybody "under" him?). And he does look like a guy who searches the Internet for pre-teen model sites--like Don Rickles used to say, "Hey, I'm just kiddin' dah Mayor. He's really a great passionate man who says money means nothing to him (what an attitude!) and he loves New York like he owns it."

All over the local news this morning (Thursday the 21st)--and the national news tonight (Thursday the 21st)--the Mayor and this worthless little rat police chief were telling us this was a homemade terrorist plot and not connected to any outside-influenced "cell" like al-Queda (Oh thank God!)--they love using that phrase "terrorist cell." The only cells I know about in New York City are the secret terrorist cells within the secret areas of the Mayor's office and the Police Department (I wonder where the NYPD torture chambers are located? You do know police have been using torture since policing began--a police captain in Chicago used to personally like to put a telephone book on top the head of a poor bugger (usually a Black man) and then pound on that telephone book with a baseball bat--you know what that must have felt like? Is that torture? And hell yeah this torturing Chicago cop got all kinds of wild confessions out of the many "not yet convicted" buggers he used that treatment on. And instead of being punished for his illegal tactics, he is retired and living well in Florida on a full pension from the Chicago Police Dept. [Turns out on tonight's news, these are 3 American-born Black men and one Haitian-born Black man. All American citizens. George Bush would have declared them enemy-combatants on-the-spot and they'd already be in Egypt getting waterboarded while another Egyptian put electrobes into their testicles--"You, sahib, are al-Queda terrorist, OK? Come on or I fry your balls!" "Oh Achmed, telephone call from Unka Dick Cheney! Keep up the good work, he says." How about that fucking weasel asshole all over commercial television defending the worst presidency in the history of worst presidents--and most of them have been shiftless skunks, trust me--I lived through Frankie D--who was a phony who tricked bagged the American people into believing he didn't really have polio and could stand on his own two feet--plus FDR knew that the Japanese were attacking Pearl Harbor...but that's water under the bridge as Obama would say...and Hairy Ass Truman--well you should know how I feel about that little chisling haberdasher horse soldier who authorized the wholesale murder of 300,000 innocent Japanese men, women, children, babies, grandmas, grandpas, the deformed, the deaf the dumb the blind, the insane! Melted them--left them like photographic images burned into the walls of buildings. Left the flesh melting off their bodies, dripping off their bones, while they still lived, couldn't die, the flesh just melting away, finally dissolving them whole into a pool of bubbling blubber. Hairy Ass said by massacring 300,000 Jap lives he saved 2 million American boys lives! Then there was Dwight David Eisenhower. Good old Ike. The good soldier; yet in truth, Ike was a dumbass son of a bitch, ignorant West Point grad, and finally a dumbass military leader who was given a lot of credit for our winning World War II--like the Jeep--yet when old Ike was president all he did was play golf. He warned us about the Military Industrial Complex but did nothing about breaking it up and retooling the industry--continuing to build arms and to give the Defense Department and the Pentagon hundreds of millions of dollars and then getting us involved in VietNam--yes, Eisenhower sent our famous "advisors"--I think Colon's Pal was one of those early VietNam advisors--those teachers of the search-and-destroy technique of butchering your enemy--today, in Iraq and Afghanistan it's called "the surge" method of butchering your enemy. Then there was the sex-maniac poor little spoiled brat rich boy Johnny We Hardly Knew You Kennedy--three years before he was shot by probably the Mafia combined with the CIA--he was fucking Sam Gianconda's mistress right under his nose--Judith Exeter--anybody remember her? Then there was Lyndon "Big Balls" Johnson--the inventor of the Gulf of Tonkin Incident, which has since been proven a big fucking LIE! Johnson was driven out of office by a vibrant anti-War movement and as a result we got the amazing Richard Milhouse Nixon. And what a piece of shit this lousy asshole was! Come on, even the Repugnican Party's embarrassed by Nixon! Then we got Gerald Ford--and no he couldn't chew gum and walk at the same time--his best efforts while he served year after year from dumbass Calvinistic Grand Rapids, Michigan, made on the Congressional Country Club golf course. Then we got Jimmy "Mr. Peanut and Rocket Scientist" Carter and Roslyn and old lady Carter and brother Billy Beer Carter--he pissed on a runway while doing some questionable work for the Libyan government! And Jimmy Carter fucked up his attempt at militarily rescuing the Iran hostages--yeah, that was long before most of today's pundits were old enough to read. He later was trick-bagged by Ronnie Raygun Reagan who then ascended to the throne bringing us the likes of Unka Dick Cheney, Karl Boy Rove, David Stockman--and speaking of Reagan's Bear Mountain Gay Camp, I just saw where Jack "Quarterback" Kemp just died--Jack was once suspected of being a member of a gay cell made up of Ronnie Raygun's advisors when he was governor of California--plus, Ronnie gave us old Pappy Bush, old No. 1 Bush--and then we had Good Ole Bill Clinton--and then Georgie Porgie--which one of those birds would you consider a great man? a great thinker? a great president? How insulting to Haiti is it that Bill Clinton's going to be the UN representative to Haiti, a people Bill put by the hundreds in his use of Guantanamo prison to hold innertube flotilla Haitians trying to escape the worst poverty in the Caribbean by floating over to the Paradise of the USA and Miami--and Bill rounded up Haitians and threw them in Guantanamo; then he sent the US Navy to encircle Haiti with orders to shoot any innertube-ridin' refugees--so now old Bill is representing Haiti in the UN. Old Bill Clinton debated G.W. Bush up in Canada recently--am I right or wrong?

We never know here in New York City, especially Manhattan, just what "threat" or "fear" we're going to have to face every morning when we wake up to start a new day of the same old same old. Like we woke up on September 11th, 2001, and son of a bitch, two fucking airliners were flying head long into the architecturally ugly (eyesore) World Trade Center main towers (which I used to could see out of my loft bed window--like I could lay back in bed and look straight down Manhattan Island directly at the WTC! The Twin Towers were monuments to himself built by Power Elite playboy and rich boy ruler, Nelson Rockefeller, built to honor his term as Governor of New York (and then I pause to laugh a bit at remembering how old Nellie died getting a double-headed blowjob from two young women in his fabby apartment behind his fabby Museum of Modern Art (remember the Power Elite buy and collect art; that's a good sign you've got plenty of money to waste). On 9/11 all of us New Yorkers were thinking, Holy shit there's a 100,000 people in those tacky towers--holy shit! We were imagining the death toll! The horror. The inhumanity. Who the hell were these military geniuses who busted through our Bill Clinton-devised Patriot Act screenings at Boston's Logan Airport to board a fleet of airliners up there, five they said originally, to eventually hijack them and militarily start flying them toward USA sacred objects like the WTC, which Islamic militants out of Egypt have been intending to blow up for years. Ironically, Bin Laden wasn't a part of that Egyptian militant movement--remember the Blind Sheik?--to blow up the evil American-Dreamized World Trade Center--the seat of our corruption--and how right they were about that. The CIA's largest databank was in one of those towers. Adolf Guliani's 40-million-dollar bunker was in one of those towers--that fool thought the WTC to be the safest place for him to hide out should the evil terrorists come after him, America's Mayor! That's like finding out Unka Dick Cheney's secret bunker--where he like the coward he is ran off to during the 9/11 attacks--was actually in the basement of his District of Corruption mansion (paid for by We the People, by the way) in the safety of a CIA-protected D.C. Virginia suburb.

Now, we wake up one morning and this little prick Mayor is saying we have a surplus in our budget thanks to his business acumen; then the very next morning we wake up and he's babbling how the City is now suffering from an 8-billion deficit--not his fault, he says; he, like all worthless mayors before him, blames the problem on the State, the Feds, and We the Citizens of New York City. (Remember, the Power Elite really don't think they're ever wrong. They don't make errors--perhaps bad decisions in terms of the game they're leisurely playing--like being Mayor of New York City--yes, it's a powerful seat high up in the Power Elite--but it's a plaything to a man worth 16 billion dollars. Remember, the Power Elite is wasting time and money to prove they're conspicuous consumers and money wasters enough to be in the Power Elite.) Or one morning we wake up and the Manhattan Transit Authority says it's several billion bucks in the hole and must raise subway and bus fares immediately or.... They never tell us "or what." Shut the motherfucker down, I say, if you can't break even running the largest public transportation system in the USA--even though now it is 100 years old and falling into ruin (Chaos). Then the next morning we wake up and we're told, oh boy, hot dog, the Governor has made a deal with the MTA and subway fares will stay the same but service will be discontinued on several lines and bus lines will be discontinued. Then the next morning we wake up and the MTA is saying they are going to raise fares after all--they are just too much in arrears. Yes, they do definitely deserve swift kicks in their time-wasting, money-wasting rich boy and mistress asses--the executive swindlers who manage the USA's largest public transportation system. Then we renters wake up one morning recently and see where the NYC Rent Board in spite of us being in a Great Depression, in spite of us losing our jobs on a daily basis, in spite of us being in debt, in spite of all of that, this Board of crooked scheming bastards voted to let landlords raise rents this year--5% on a year lease. Then we wake up one morning to hear that suddenly because of 13 or 14 Queens school kids who just returned from Mexico--the Saint Francis kids--we were all now subject to something called the Swine Flu, though it really isn't the same Swine Flu we had years ago--no, this is a new Swine Flu--and the Mayor at one time was saying this had nothing to do with pork--we could go ahead and eat pork--do you trust a Jewish man telling you to go ahead and eat pork it's fine?--Swine flu doesn't come from swine necessarily--then we find out from Mexican authorities that this flu originated at the American company Smithfield Hams's pig farm down there in Old Mexico. The we wake up one morning and son of a bitch, suddenly out of nowhere, the Swine flu has attacked New Yorkers worse than it attacked the Mexicans (of course our teevees tell us the Mexicans are lying about having Swine flu under control down there). I mean why are we subject to these day-in day-out fear reports?--we all should be kept shivering in our boots, by whose straps we are supposed to be pulling ourselves up by. Then we wake up one morning and find out all the schools are closed, schoolkids that are going to school are wearing face masks (they say that doesn't keep you from getting the virus), and our Mayor and our new City health officer or whatever he's called are on teevee telling us this maybe an epidemic, to wash our hands, to not touch our faces! Now we wake up this morning and the Mayor's battling terrorists--and these terrorists the Mayor is now saying wanted to start a jihad. Whoaaaa! A jihad? Yep, that's what hiz honor said, these numbskull kids wanted to start a jihad against the Jews for what we were doing in Afghanistan!!! Do you understand this shit? What a trumped up bunch of scary bullshit this little prick mayor is pulling on us as he illegally is running for mayor as all of these shenanigans are developing.

So late in the day today, who does the NYPD, the Mayor, and Shanty Irish Ray trot out as these "homegrown terrorists"? I said to my companion, "I guarantee you there'll be a Black guy first out"...and no sooner had I said that than she said, "Look!" and I looked and the first terrorist they led out was a Black dude; the next guy out looked like a Latino, though it was hard to tell since he was wearing the typical warmup hood jacket with the hood up and over his head--faceless man style. By the way, that's the latest fashion here in NYC, even among the hip White young--the hooded sweatsuit jacket; I've got one myself now.

So later in the day we find out what a fucking grandstanding sham this "homegrown terrorist" plot is. It was stupid as hell. It was as though these guys were undercover police dudes posing as terrorists. Sort of like the NYPD used Larry "Crackhead" Davis as an undercover shill and then turned on his ass and came after him to whack him, except Crackhead went out the back window and disappeared over the roofs, only later to turn himself in saying he'd been set up by the NYPD that he actually worked for the NYPD.... This is the sort of bullshit We the Citizens of New York City wake up to every morning. There's always a scare.

We have a mayor who is the fifth (Wikipedia says 7th) richest man in the United States, which means he clocks in at 16 billion bucks--only beaten out by Billy Boy and Melinda, their big old uncle-type, Unka Warren "Junk Bond" Buffett, and the Walton Gang, Sam Walton's worthless children who combined are the richest family in the USA, land of the free and home of the bravest cowards in the world. Little Michael "Napoleon" Rubens Bloomberg is rich enough now to have tons of leisure time on his hands--money to waste and time to burn. Remember, that's one way you prove you belong to the Power Elite: wasting time and wasting money. Being mayor of New York City is his playing a leisure-time virtual-reality game.

First of all, how did this "poor" little Boston Jewish boy climb that ladder of success so far up and so fucking successfully? You see, Bloomie went to Johns Hopkins where he became an electrical engineer. Then he went to Harvard Business School and those master thieves taught Bloomie how to be a businessman. All during these adventures, Bloomie was a Dumbocrat. Bloomie came to New York City and went to work for Salomon Brothers. Oh yeah! You see it coming, don't you? Bloomie while working at Salomon Brothers, the financial swindlers, developed a systems software, which he turned into Bloomberg LP. He shopped it sort of unsuccessfully but then suddenly out of nowhere came another bunch of swindlers, Merrill-Lynch, and they let Bloomie put his system into their system and it became their main system and from there on Bloomie networked Bloomberg LP into a billion-dollar-a-year software company, with Bloomie holding 88% of his company's stock, which he still holds today even though he's mayor of New York City and isn't supposed to have a vested interest...oh shit, what am I lollygagging around for, trying to be sarcastic? Nonsense. Of course, Bloomie's as crooked as the brotherhood he hangs with.

Bloomie has a checkered past, you know. Yep, Bloomie on top of thinking of himself as a retro-Napoleon, also, like his hero and predecessor, Adolf "Mussolini" Guliani (America's Mayor, remember him; that 9/11 coward who bilked people out of millions with a phony 9/11 victim's relief fund--the victims said they never received a dime of Rudi's relief fund money), considers himself irresistible to the ladies. He's faced several sexual harassment charges over his pompous reign over his Bloomberg LP employees. One pregnant Bloomberg LP employee claiming the little bugger in her womb was from Mikey Boy's powerful roaring seed.

And, yes, Mikey is the founder of the Bloomberg Network--a situation that also was handed to this little Boston bum on a silver platter from Wall Street. And yes, Mikey is into real estate--he owns a mansion on E. 79th on NYC's fawn-ceeee Upper East Side; he owns a mansion in London; and also an estate in tax-haven Bermuda. I'm sure Mikey has several offshore bank accounts and knows all about the banking business. These crooked scheming sons of bitches; how can we get rid of them?

Mikey Boy was limited to two terms as mayor. But, oh no, Mikey Boy, after declaring the city was broke--in fact, the city was 8 bazillionbrazillianbuffaloturdzillion bucks in the hole and needed now his business acumen; therefore, he's changing the law, he's running for an illegal third term. The City Council--the head of which has her nose buried deep in Little Mikey's filthy old crinkling asshole--by 5 votes went right along with tongue-kissing this asshole's ass--27-22, and changed the law to allow this little Wall Street-Harvard-Business-School systems-packaging billionaire to run for a third term. He has already spent 22 million dollars campaigning for mayor. His stupid campaign ads run on NYC teevee every 5 minutes. As I've always said, advertisements are pure-dee LIES; what grains of truth that are in them are so overwhelmed by the overall lies they become lies, too. One Bloomberg ad says that when Bloomie looks out a hi-rise luxury building upper floor window, when he looks down on this city, he sees JOBS--the look out the window shows a hi-rise apartment building going up--the crane standing there like a crowing cock above the building [surely one day one of these leisure-time architects will build a building that is totally held up by a permanent crane incorporated into the buildings designed. There's nothing like watching this 62-story piece-of-crap 2000-room hotel going up just out my west window--they are up about 42 stories now but the crane is like already up 62 stories--that crane will eventually go up way over 70 stories. Build a building out of cranes]--"I see construction jobs..." then they show a shot of the Second Avenue Subway construction--a construction that has been going on since I moved to this fair city back at the beginning of the 70s--and they had been working on it before I moved here. It's a perpetual subway construction site--and the campaigning mayor says, "And I see jobs here...." What a bunch of shit. While the mayor is trumpeting how many jobs he's bringing to this City--and that's all he really says he's going to do--this city is losing like 80,000 jobs sometimes a day. There's a 50% unemployment rate among males in Harlem. Bloomie's cutting back cops and firemen; he wants to close fire houses [all the mayors do this when they claim the city budget needs to be trimmed]. Total bullshit. Remember, all these politicians use Backward Thinking. When they say this they are really saying that. Obama is saying the economy is turning around. READ: the economy is worse than ever. When Obama promised during the election to bring the troops home from Iraq immediately, he was really saying, "I'll be keeping troops in Iraq indefinitely." Using my logic, let me give you some maybe good news: Obama keeps saying he's staying the course in Afghanistan and invading Pakistan with his drone air force. If I'm right with this Backwards Thinking shit, then he's really saying, "Afghanistan is one big unwinable mess and I'm working like a dog trying to find a way to get out of this mess." There was also some good news in the way Obama handled Israel's Nut-'n-Yahoo's (an American, isn't he?) itching to nuke the Bejesus out Iran--which brought out the Iranian rebuttal today saying they had shot a missile into the air and where it landed they knew not where but they were able to say that it was a missile that could easily reach mid-town Tel-Aviv--and even a US military base in the area--and there are hundreds of US bases in the area. [I noticed that since Ecuador kicked the U.S. Army base out of their country, Obama is going to build a 30-million-dollar base in Colombia, our drug-producing good-neighbor in South America. These bases are part of our other unsuccessful and money-upsucking war, the pathetic War on Drugs.

So Michael Bloomberg is running for an illegal third term and is already campaigning to the tune of 22 million bucks. Here's the problem with this. Who the hell is running against this jerk? Where are his opponents's ads? How unfair is this? But New York Citians seem unaffected by their getting fucked up the ass. They are bobble-headed. They understand nothing. They go and blow money in pretentious restaurants--the food is lousy--with 20-something-year-0ld chefs who learned to be chefs off video tapes or rereading Julia Child's books--especially hoards of Brit chefs invading NYC. The food is lousy, trust me. Che-che food. Carmelized food. You notice how every fucking chef under the sun mentions carmelization in their preparations of these trendy foods? Another big trendy bullshit thing in NYC today are custommade drinks--do you know, a drink in a NYC restaurant these days is up around $7.00 or more in the chi-chi joints. A guy told me the other day, he paid $15 for a brandy at a chi-chi joint in downtown Manhattan. Heinies are $7.00 at my fav Irish pub. Last night (Wednesday night) I had a big bowl of linguine with a red clam sauce and two Heinekens. My bill was $28.20, $34.00 with tip. I have eaten in restaurants most of my life. Only in Santa Fe where we had a chef-ready kitchen--complete with copper pots and a restaurant range--did I cook up wonderful dinners--always well-attended especially when I made my famous Beef Wellington with Yorkshire Pudding...or my authentic Commie Chinese pork chops. I had a cookbook I'd gotten as a gift for subscribing to the Peking Review back during a time in this country when subscribing to the Peking Review (a Chairman Mao publication) got you a letter from the United Snakes Government saying you were under suspicion as being a foreign agent--blah, blah, blah. By then I had served my time in the US Army and knew all government threats were bullshit--at least they were until Commander-in-Chief Bush Baby Junior Numbskull came along and made us all terrorists--IF HE SAID WE WERE. Do you realize that any one of us could be arrested just on the whim of a president! A coward president; and I'm afraid that maybe Obama is a coward, too. Cowards are bad news for people seeking peace, love, and tie dye. However, I am glad to see Obama standing up for closing down Guantanamo. Also, today we had a pirate's trial in New York City--yep, the dumbass Somalian teenager the US forgot to shoot when they target shot up that lifeboat with the kidnapped captain.

By the way, the latest on the jihadist homegrown terrorists--one of them's lawyer says he's mentally challenged. Aren't we all.

for The Daily Growler

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