What's Happening in the District of Corruption

The US Government Is at War With Everybody Including Its Own Citizens
Commander Georgie Porgie, the "president," and his Bullshit Brigades have just about declared war on everybody in the world, but especially all citizens, legals or illegals, of the United States. It's a new kind of war. It's perpetual war, and perpetual war needs a perpetual commander, right? Can you see what's coming yet? We been had, folks. Not only have we been had, but we are being fleeced of all our monies and fleeced of all our Constitutional rights including any rights we thought we had to privacy, voting, passing freely across state lines, obtaining a passport, to work, to love, to eat, to drink water--hell, soon to breathe (you know one day they'll be selling bottled air). The people of the United States of Amurika, yes those same "We the People..." of the Bill of Rights, are being fleeced of our INDEPENDENCE.

Now Hear This
Very soon, it's rolling like a big rock down a mountain in Congress right this minute, The Daily Growler will be no more because these neo-Nazi bastards are privatizing the Internet (they are also doing away with Public Access television, though most people don't even know why we have Public Access television--do you know why we have Public Access television?). The Internet was started as a US Department of Defense network so it is theoretically owned by the Amurikan people, but the big telecoms, led by AT&T and Verizon, have decided they own the means that lets the Internet exist and, by God, they're gonna control it or go broke lining the pockets of our already corrupt Congress (both parties, folks) trying.

The way it's going to work is AT&T and its bastard child Verizon--and all the other telcoms, too, but these are the Big Boys--are going to break up the Internet into a 4-tiered broadband highway. The top tier will be the hi-speed tier and will be leased out to the giants, like corporations, eBay, Amazon.com, because these guys have their hands in the big money pies and will be able to afford the enormous fees the telcoms are going to charge to use that tier. The second tier will be for small businesses, established Internet websites that sell goods, or insurance, or information, whatever. It will be expensive but less expensive than the top tier. Also, second tier speed will be slower than the top tier, more like DSL is today. Then there's the third tier. That will be the tier for common old everyday Websites like yours and mine--don't we all have Websites? It will be expensive but it will not be hi-speed; it will be like the current dial-up service in the speed sense. The last tier will be what they already are calling "the dirt road" of the big Internet highway system. This tier will be reserved for the blogosphere, teenager chatty-Kathy-type sites, or any site or blog or .com the telecoms don't approve of. Speed on the dirt road will be less than a snail's pace in measurement. They are saying under this new scheme, if you want to look at The Daily Growler, it will take maybe an hour to download it. Yep. That's what these birds are proposing and that's what kiss-ass, corrupt politicians are going to give them, all tax-free, too, because by doing this, AT&T and asshole Verizon and the other telecoms are going to improve our economic base and, of course, peddle the lie that it will open up more jobs. Truth is, AT&T and Verizon outsource most of their human work to Asia and India, and if you don't believe me, hold the line till a representative comes on some time. I'll give you a dollar if SHE doesn't have a heavy accent. [AT&T and Verizon prefer using Singaporeans and Indians because when they were British colonies English became their official languages so they all speak English fairly well, with funny accents, yeah, but who doesn't speak English with a funny accent?.] What these corporate corruptions are going to do is control the speed of your Internet usage depending on what tier you can afford to drive on. The hi-tier people who will gladly pay the enormous fees will immediately download when you hit on them--with a speed the same as Cable provides now--and don't worry, Cable Internet services are a part of this scheme, too, so having Cable isn't going to help you in terms of speed anymore. They will also be able to decide whether you can go on a site or not or you may have to pay subscription fees for passwords, that sort of thing. You might have to buy a one-time ticket of admission to some sites, same as you do with the porn sites, the most successful sites on the Internet, as you probably already know. These Big Cheese telecoms will also be able to kick you off-line any damn time they please, and this will happen all the time on that dirt road, that I guarantee. What it amounts to is these oligarchies will totally control the people's access to what the people already OWN. These corrupt, evilly intending bastards are simply looking for ways to make more bucks. They will still provide the same lousy phone service they have been providing at outrageous costs for years. Remember, this Internet privatization also involves fees that will be added to your phone bill--cell phones are in this, too, so don't think because you use a cell phone you ain't gonna get billed--fees for downloading images, tunes, certain information, forms, etc.; fees for text messaging or using email or taking photos on cell phones; hell, added fees for just about everything you do now for free on the Net, like using a search engine. Did you know this new takeover crew are serious about charging you for sending and receiving email? Think about that? Yes, Yahoo owns their email system, yeah, they do, but the telecoms own the lines Yahoo uses to send and receive email and if the telecoms intend to start charging Yahoo enormous fees for using what they refer to as THEIR lines (they actual belong to US) then Yahoo will be forced to charge for its coming and going email usage. This will get through Congress, I have no doubt about it. It's one of those "nonpartisan" issues you hear about every now and then. This started when Slick Willie Clinton gave away all our control over our airwaves, our radio waves, our air rights, our property rights, when that dumb peckerhead took all regulations off our communications networks; when that Arkansas hillbilly allowed anybody who had the bucks to buy up as many radio stations as they wanted and so we got Infinity and Clear Channel (a Texas company owned by a big Bush buddy) and Sinclair who now own almost all radio stations in this country. Hillbilly Willie allowed Rupert Murdoch to buy up as many newspapers and teevee stations as he wanted, plus all the satellite channels he wanted--Jesus, what Rupert Murdoch owns in terms of world communications channels is enormous and amazing. How dare one human being control that much information and the ability to generate it and broadcast and publish it! And don't think Fox News isn't government backed--hell, you heard that dipstick Tony Snow (poor old Tarbaby in the flesh), the "president's" new press-buffoon say ABC was a "rival" network last night didn't you? I think Rupert Murdoch got his old bony ass right smack-dab in the Oval Office with this clone becoming press idiot for Georgie Porgie. Willie Clinton started all this. The Poor Little Rich Bush Boy will gladly continue to give it away.

Did you know most of the taxes you pay on your phone bill are WAR taxes?--some of them were put on phone bills during WWII. Lyndon Johnson put a tax on phone bills to pay for the VietNam War and it has never been repealed. Check out your phone bill and look at how many taxes you're paying and how many "Federal wire charge"s and inside wire charges and outside wire charges you are paying. Did you know double taxation is unConstitutional? Yet, we pay taxes on every son of a bitchin' thing we do. Check out what restaurants are charging you in terms of taxes next time you eat at even a cheap-ass restaurant. Cigarette taxes, gasoline taxes, tolls on the highways and bridges, property taxes, state taxes, county taxes, city taxes, water and sewer taxes, sales taxes, taxes on our drugs and alcohol, taxes on even playing OTB and the Lotto--it's amazing how our national, state, and local governments claim they are so in debt given the amounts of monies they take in every hour of every day--billions and billions of tax monies--and still they need more and at the same time they are divulging themselves of huge tax bases, like corporate taxes or estate taxes or capital gains taxes--where most of these corporate profits are coming from.

I'm beginning to babble I'm so damn mad.

Let me spell out what's going on. It's time you knew. I've growled until I'm blue in my hairy face, but while I'm calm, let me throw this out at you and see what you think. Even though Bush only has a 29% approval rating of the "polled" public, he has a 100% approval rating from Congress, the Executive branch, the Justice Department, the Supreme Court, the Pentagon, most state governments, all corporations, plus don't forget to throw in that 29% of WHITE Amurikans who still keep their noses deep in his puckered ass. This all adds up to this little spoiled rich boy human monkey being in total control of our past, present, and future. Hell, I'll be even more brash and say, this little human monkey has control of the WORLD's past, present, and future. The power this tinhorn outlaw controls is awesome. It's enough power that he could with the flip of a switch bring this world to its knees, to the brink of total destruction. That's power that makes this sorry soul get an erection quicker than Pickles in a new baby doll from Victoria's Secret. This is a seriousness being totally overlooked by most of us who still keep the faith, baby, and who are working our asses to the bone when we are able to find jobs, going deeper and deeper into debt and thus further and further under the bootheel of this US government (remember, the new Bush bankruptcy laws are no good to you anymore if you want to bail yourself out of debt). We've been forced to put our heads up our asses and if we don't, Guantanamo here we come.

You watch C-Span and you see how foolishly ineffectual DUMBOcrats are against this Nazi-regime and SS-trooper mentality. With 71% of the polled Amurikans in their corner (though that's not probably true, but it hypothetically could be), they still haven't the testicles or vaginas to stand up to Bush and his totally criminal regime. These political-system assassins never won any presidential election in this country, not in 2000 and not in 2004; they stole both elections. Check out the now international billion-bucks-a-year business called ChoicePoint; you know where they got their big start? In Florida. When? In 2000. And what were they doing? Providing Kathleen Hairyass with lists of felons living in Florida (it doesn't matter in Florida if you were a felon in New York, where felons who have served their time regain their right to vote, if you move to Florida and they find out you were a felon in another state, you are a felon in Florida and you can't vote), who it turned out were mostly blacks--what, to the tune of 40,000 voters. Probably ChoicePoint could find any state that many felons given the number of men and women we keep in prison day-in and day-out; it's over 2 million right now. Can you imagine! How did ChoicePoint grow so fast after that election? Government contracts. From which government branches? Why Homeland Insecurity, the NSA, the Pentagon. Yep, their CEO is under investigation for fraud by the Justice Department, but don't worry. He'll never be convicted or serve a lick of time; and even if he does, he won't be considered a felon when he's released and will be able to vote in Florida, that's for damn sure. None of the crooks, liars, and cheats who turned this country over to these birds will serve one day of time. It's just like Unka Dick can shoot a man in the face with a shotgun and they don't even bother to take his ass down to the police station for a statement. He's found innocent on the spot. They don't even hold a preliminary hearing about it. His own victim apologized to him for putting his asskissing mug in the way of Unka Dick's drunkenly aimed shotgun. Let me say this, go and get a shotgun and go out with one of your friends and "accidentally" shoot him or her in the face. See what happens. It won't be anything like Unka Dick had to go through, that I'll guarantee you. See ya in court for sure and probably I'd see ya in jail a few months later.

It's perpetual war, folks. And in this war, everybody else is the enemy. That's all Georgie Porgie trumpets on his sorry-ass foto ops, the latest his pranks on the US-Mexican border at Yuma, Arizona, the old stomping grounds of Carlos Castenada's stupid old Mexican spirit who lived in the desert around that barren area of the world, where we're gonna put up one of those Israeli-designed fences to keep the low-life smelly Mexican peones from contaminating our PURE WHITE and PROTESTANT country (Remember: Texans don't necessarily like Catholics all that well and Mexicans are big Catholics even though their revolutionaries warned them about Catholism and tried to ban the Church from existence in Mexico, though their revolution like ours and all it meant to bring to the real Mexicans of Mexico has long since been totally forgotten).

The latest stupid thing to pass Congress in this absolutely stupid immigration bill is that all aliens have to learn to speak English fluently to become a citizen of this country. What does that "fluently" mean? Like Georgie Porgie butchers the language? Or like that great champion of peace and European war criminal, Henry Kissenger, butchers it. Or how about the Gropenator, Arnie "I Like Your Titties" Swartzenschweinkopf (with his Siegheilin' old Daddy) butchering the language? Or how about Alberto "Present Your Ass So I Can Kiss It, Mein Fuhrer" Gonzales and his speech? By the way, when asked if his parents were illegal Mexican immigrants, Alberto couldn't remember; they might have been, he added, with a slight possum-eating-shit grin on his lying mug.

Wake up everybody in the world. Georgie Porgie and his Brigades are not just a threat to this country; they are a threat to the whole world. The spoiled little rich Yaley has brought perpetual war to us. Perpetual war means these birds have no intention of having anymore peace. War is too profitable. War has always been the solution to a failing economy. The Democrats in the past used war to get us out of the economic holes the Republican administrations have always put this country in. Roosevelt got us into WWII to end the horrible depression this country was surviving by the skin of its teeth. Truman used Korea to get us out of what was then called a recession. Kennedy faced ending a recession created by the Eisenhower administration. Soon after Kennedy's talking about peace and prosperity, he had to get us into that VietNam bruhaha. Pappy Bush was the first Republican who decided to use war as his trick bag to get us out of a recession; thus his stupid wasteful Gulf War, of which Georgie Porgie's criminal War Against Terrorism is just a continuence. This "president" should be in prison; but I'm pretty sure he ain't worried about being in prison anymore than his pal Kenny Lay or hell even Osama bin Ladin are worried about ending up in such a place. "Fuck you!" as Unka Dick would say about it all.

Anyway, we just thought we'd let you in on the state of world affairs from the viewpoint of The Daily Growler, intelligence within babble.

It's no joke, folks.

a staffer editorial
from The Daily Growler
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Here's a Dictionary Definition for You:
"Tory: n, n pl: Tories: Ir toraidhe outlaw, robber (1646) 1: a dispossessed Irishman subsisting as an outlaw chiefly in the 17th century 2: obs : BANDIT, OUTLAW 3 a: a member or supporter of a major British political group of the 18th and early 19th centuries favoring at first the Stuarts and later royal authority and the established church and seeking to preserve the traditional political structure and defeat parliamentary reform b: CONSERVATIVE 1b 4 : an American upholding the cause of the British Crown against the supporters of colonial independence during the American Revolution : LOYALIST 5 : often not cap : an extreme conservative esp. in political and economic principles." Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, 10th ed.

Read the above definition over and over and think about Bush and what they are doing in Washington and see if this definition doesn't fit these assholes. These are late 19th century Tories, same as old John D. Rockefeller and the other oil, coal, and railroad barons of those days were. They low-life knuckleheads felt because of their unusual business success, they had a monarchical power over the COMMON MAN, who is who all of us US citizens really are (too bad we don't use our COMMON SENSE) and thereby with that power control his desires, ambitions, or certainly his passions. This flock of bird-flu spreaders gave us what was called Tory Democracy. Read H.L. Hunt's little book Alpaca. That explains in right-wing literary terms what a crooked, ignorant oil man considered a true utopian democracy in which he even provided blessings for "Messkins," as the oldtimer white Texians refer to Mexicans. These white Texas old-timers fear what a small group of renegade Mexican Revolutionaries who moved to a small Texas town on the Texas-Mexican border after the revolution threatened. They drew up a proclamation that swore they would one day do everything possible to take back all the territories the Republic of Texas and the United Snakes of Amurika had stolen from them in the mid-1800s. They said one way they would do it was through Mexican-Texians-Americans having tons of babies and promoting the religion of the Virgin Guadalupe, which is Mexico's own version of the Holy Mama. Such ancient bullshit; but still alive in the thinking of old-timey white Texans.
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