tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26130622.post8253126491508191565..comments2023-10-18T03:06:25.107-07:00Comments on The Daily Growler: Presentiments Are Strange ThingsThe Daily Growlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15052460567863294528noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26130622.post-56723811147609709982008-07-29T22:09:00.000-07:002008-07-29T22:09:00.000-07:00Oh you silly boy! Women, heterosexual women-- by...Oh you silly boy! Women, heterosexual women-- by definition!-- do not find other women's bodies alluring. I have two sisters, have shared a bed with each of them and have never felt either of them up or ever wanted to. It has never crossed my mind to kiss another woman's nipples, good God! the idea is repugnant. Men's nipples, however, like everything else about men's bodies, are a sweet wonderment. Don't you want to kiss men's nipples? Probably not. It did crack me up that your mind went straight to highly unlikely sex. Women's minds do that too you know. I knew I wasn't cut out for Roman Catholicism when I came into my hormones at about 14 and a half. I used to look at the stained glass windows in churches and think about how Christ and the apostles were balls naked under those gowns, all that big pretty male equipment on the loose under those filmy little tunics. I suppose a 14 year old girl from the 20th century reaching her hand back through 2000 years and sliding it up their gowns wasn't what Christ and the apostles had in mind when they put those outfits on. All this going through my head while the priest was consecrating the host!Marybethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13278520565186414844noreply@blogger.com