The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.I could not watch the Repugnican convention...oh, I'll admit, I tuned in briefly, like to the turkey-necked Clint Eastwood's disjointed old-man babbling speech, laughing my ass off all during it as his brain kept slowing down to a crawl as he hemmed-and-hawed his way through a speech that made no sense except when he mentioned the Afghanistan War and how we should have asked the Russians about getting involved in it...Hey, Clint, you old actor fop, who got us into this our longest-ever war? You ever heard the name G.W. Bush? And the Russians did warn us that we were in for an endless inconclusive venture if we stupidly did as they did and invaded that country! But we've been trying to invade Afghanistan way before Little Prick Bush actually did it. We've been firing missiles into Afghanistan from the Khyber Pass for decades (even the Democrats precious Big Dog Clinton fired missiles into it) and sending our CIA goons, one of which was a dude named Osama bin Laden, in there for decades more to try and best the Soviets when they were the Soviets and then try and overthrow the Taliban when we gave Osama bin Laden orders to use his own militants along with the Mujaheddin to weed out the Taliban--I mean we don't like that branch of the Muslims--we like the Saudi-Arabian branch of the Muslims best of all, that branch Osama bin Laden belonged to. So dry up and blow away, Clint, which you seem to be doing quite well in your old age (you're rotting away).
What I did find interesting were the banners hanging about the Tampa arena. Banners full of hollow slogans, like "We Believe in America!" What the hell does that mean? Or "We Built It"--I know, that one refers to something President Obama said--but still, it's really meaningless when you try and get to the core of it. And Mitt "the Mormon" Romney's saying, "It's Time to Turn the Page"--what page are you talking about, Mitt, a page in the Book of the Mormon, that book written by a drunken fool?
I couldn't watch this big arena event of Yahoos...White Yahoos...drab White Yahoos...White Yahoos who looked like they were running low on blood. Racist Yahoos, like those of them throwing peanuts at the Black camerawoman and calling her an animal. Hey, you nitwits, we're all animals...human monkey animals...but, no, Repugnicans believe they are direct descendants of some God: the Jewish God, the God of our Foreskin Fathers, the God of Drunken Joe Smith...I always wonder what God they are talking about when they talk about God blessing America; is it the God in Whom We Trust? Of course these White fools are talking about the Christian God once called Jehovah and now called God Knows What by the Fundamentalist Neanderthal Whites. If I were President Obama, I'd'a had a field day with these monkeys. I would have showed up in Tampa and held a rally while these hare-brained jack-offs were jacking each other off.
Paul Ryan just out-and-out lied, but, hey, he got high praise from most of the commercial-pap-pulp press. He's a lyin' son of a bitch, but he's taken seriously by his party-ers.
I find it interesting that one of the big Repug contributors is a Vegas casino owner. Think of how many people this old fool has ruined while he's raked in billions of dollars for himself and his precious Israel and Newtie Gingrich. The fools he's chisled out of their life savings are the same fools who'll vote for Mitt "the Mormon" and Paul "the Lyin' Catholic." And these pompous Kochs. They are gods because they're rich and have millions to throw around...and they are throwing millions at that sleazy Karl Rove who follows these privileged pricks around with his nose deep up the cracks of their filthy asses.
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I'd vote for Rocky Anderson IF I voted.